just thought of phil lester and started crying 

Tyler gets us

@mutuals

now that Tumblr has this new IM system, i just wanna say that it’s 100% OK to message me!

you want to tell me something? go ahead! you tagged me in something? send me a link! you wanna show me something? do it!

i really don’t mind and honestly, i’d feel flattered of you’d message me.

can yall stop spreading misinformation? i live in france, the terrorists have been killed and the hostages are safe, 127 people are dead along with the 6 terrorists and our borders have all been closed but thats it so far

also, since people continue to spread misinformation, id like to let you know that any post or ‘update account’ that claims that the attacks were carried by isis is lying. the attackers were suicide bombers which means that when they died their bodies turned to pieces and are incapable of being recognised so we dont know who they are. the french police is conducting dna tests on their body parts to find out who they were but we wont have confirmation for a few days, any posts that says that this was isis and that theyre planning attacks in other parts of the world like washington or rome is lying to stir shit up and scare people or to get notes and both are gross but Know that you guys are safe

update: the attackers were in fact syrian members of ISIS who passed through the greek border while pretending to be refugees, the french media is using this to demonize actual innocent syrian refugees who are fleeing conflict and there are chances that france will not be accepting them anymore so please keep them in ur prayers

i really hope christmas feels like christmas this year

this

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

who would win in a fight

courage the cowardly dog or scooby doo

circumstances: if courage loses muriel dies, if scooby loses then shaggy dies

discuss

scooby is a gluttonous heathen who cares for nothing but the contents of his stomach

counter: scooby eats courage

Courage would traverse the depths of Scooby’s stomach and find a way to get out and enact justice upon him. Courage has defeated stronger beasts than Scooby in order to save Muriel

Courage continuously surmounts his cowardice, whereas Scooby has only ever captured a monster through happenstance. Courage is more than ready to kill for his owner, and owes more to Muriel than Scooby does to Shaggy.

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

About the V-day video

Guys, just put yourself in Phils (and dans) shoes for a bit I cant properly describe it, but just think about how terrible it must be for them to have that video constantly brought up and leaked YEARS later Why cant we just respect them and love them enough to LET IT GO Just think about how it would feel if you were Dan or Phil, is all im saying

They *punches wall* Fucking *kicks baby* tRUSTED *headbutts your gramma* US *bites puppy* WHOEVER POSTED THIS I WILL PERSONALLY POO ON YOUR MUM THIS WAS NONE OF OUR BUSINESS AN THEY CLEARLY DONT WANT IT UP. TAKE A HINT AND FUCKING STOP.

I HAVE HONORED THE FAMILY. MY LASAGNA HAS HONORED THE FAMILY. I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW GORDAN RAMSAY THINKS THAT MY LASAGNA LOOKS GREAT. MY LIFE HAS BEEN MADE. I AM SO HAPPY I AM ABOUT TO CRY

The line that will go down in history.  

sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them

but then I remember beatlemania and…

how one time

a girl almost died

because she tried to

mail herself to the beatles in a huge box

beatlemania was and is

seriously

insane

I count on tumblr to visually educate me on history’s less important but infinitely more interesting events.

It delivers. My god does it deliver.

So I noticed a thing, and then I made a thing

GOD BLESS YOU THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him