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@amethyst-alison / amethyst-alison.tumblr.com

If I don’t Stan SHINee, I die.
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gengarshade

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

i did not need to know that

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helloitsbees

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

I found the listing for him if y’all want, he’s the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.

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gay-4-space

Good News! He’s a real human. A highschool student would not have a thousand dollar sex doll and the creator of the vine has confirmed that he was infact a real person.

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thesituation

some of you are way too proud of your weird music taste and i don’t mean girl in red or cavetown or whatever i’m talking to you noisecore gothwave whatever else suffixed obscure genres y’all listen to that sound like one person chanting into a heavily synthed mic with shitty music in the bg that splits your eardrums. that’s weird

posts made by girls who dress like this

and? if this was high school i would destroy you

and then you’d drive home giggling because you successfully bullied someone only to feel a deep emptiness settling in as you pull up to your 2 story house with distant parents as your brother screams slurs over his microphone and you park your prius and you go into your room and hang up your Abercrombie jacket, hoping that the void in your Mormon life will be filled by something rebellious but you couldn’t even muster the courage to be rebellious and your future is going to be you married at 22 pushing out kids for an army guy with severe road rage issues and you’ll think back to when the last time you felt power over anything in your life was when you laughed at the emo kids anime shirt

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nopizza

He committed to how pissed off he was

I love how petty this is

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

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gjallarfox

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

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greeds

stop this is so cute.....🥺

Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !

Peak dumbass sibling energy

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vancila

confusion

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anticipation

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pure joy

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When the gag you’re about to pull is so goddamn funny that you can’t pull it because you’re too busy laughing your ass of at how utterly and delightfully silly it is.

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