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themercuryjones
Hard to believe this is the setup for a porn, and not an Oscar nominated film
I haven’t had this bad of whiplash since Right In Front Of My Salad
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easyvirgin-deactivated20160413
happy Thursday the 20th
blakegdiamond
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
the-mighty-tor
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE
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genuinehumanboy
you can only reblog this today
Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work
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there’s always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons
it’s a bitch name
anyone remember the kevin story
What is the Kevin story?
someone once made a legendary post on reddit, asking who is the dumbest person youve ever met. Kevin wasn’t special needs or anything, but he sure was one interesting character. the gist of it can be found in these bullet points:
“ It was by some incredible fluke that his family hadn’t been wiped off the face of the Earth years ago. Odds are his entire heritage was based on blind luck and some type of sick divine intervention that saves his family every time a threat presents itself. Kevin was the genetic pinnacle of this null achievement….So here’s a list of events that made it abundantly clear that god exists and he’s laughing uncontrollably:”
- Kevin ate an entire 24 pack of crayons, puked, and then did it again the next day. This is 9th grade. I have no idea where he got crayons.
- Kevin’s dad wrote tuition checks and mailed them to me…his English teacher. This was a public school. When I gave it back to Kevin, voided, to give to his dad with a brief note explaining that this is a public school, Kevin got in trouble for trying to spend it at 711 after school.
- Kevin was removed from the culinary arts program after leaving a cutting board on the gas stove and starting a fire….twice
- Kevin threw his lunch at the School Resource Officer and tried to run away. He ran into a door and insisted it wasn’t him.
- Kevin stole my phone during class. I called it. It rang. He denied that it was ringing. (Not that it wasn’t his, not that he did it…..no, he denied that the phone was actually ringing). He tried it three times before the end of the year.
- Kevin called the basketball coach a “Motherfucking Bitch” during gym. Basketball tryouts were that afternoon. Kevin tried out. It didn’t go well.
- Kevin’s mom could never remember which school he went to. She missed several meetings because she drove to other schools (none of which he ever went to)
- Kevin tazed himself in the neck before a football game
- Kevin kept a bottle of orange koolaide in his backpack for about 4 months. He thought it would turn into alcohol. He drank it during homeroom and threw up.
- Kevin said the N-word a lot. Kevin was white. The highschool was 84% black. Kevin got beat up a lot.
- Kevin stole another student’s Iphone….and tried to sell it back to them.
- Kevin didn’t understand that his grade was dependent on tests, quizzes, homework, classwork, and participation. Kevin finished his first semester with a 3% average. He tried to bribe me with $11.
- Kevin spit on a girl and said “You should get out of those wet clothes”. The girl was the Spanish Student Teacher.
- Kevin tried to download porn onto a computer in the library…..at the circulation desk….while he was logged on.
- Kevin asked a girl to prom (he was in 9th grade and freshmen don’t go to prom) by asking for her phone number and then texting her his address
- Kevin got gum in his hair, constantly.
- Kevin regularly tried to cheat on assignments by knocking the pile over, grabbing one before I had picked them all up, and then writing it name on it wherever there was room.
- Kevin had several allergies, but neither his parents nor he could remember what they were. They were very concerned that “the holiday party” would have peanuts. When they finally got a doctor’s note….he was allergic to amoxicillin
- Kevin and his parents took a trip to Nassau and forgot all their luggage at home. I didn’t believe him when he told me until I talked to him mom, who told me 1st thing when I saw her at the bi-weekly meeting.
- Kevin’s grandfather apparently died in a chainsaw accident. I can only assume God was looking the other way that day.
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This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of illumination. It even likes to play with humans.
Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.
The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, its purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”
I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.
10,000 years from now people will find these and try to use them to stop evil. Do you not see that evil will consume them. These will be our Demise.
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darecrow
Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”
Source: weheartit.com
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The Dreamcatcher and The Nightmare~
((Patreon))
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I’m constantly seeing that crying cat meme on my dash and i gotta remind yall that cats and dogs do not cry naturally, those animals all have eye infections
i’m just worried this kind of anthropomorphism is going to lead to people not recognizing that their animals are sick.
girlfriendluvr
dont worry, this is super photoshopped! this is the original, healthy cat:
tripleclown
thats the devil actually
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(Open Rp) Camp Au And Romance in “ Love at First Camp”
“well its also my first time with a cute girl. i just want to do whatever you want to.”
well i was thinking of making a cat woman suit~
“do you know how you plan to do that?”
well~ I don’t know maybe tonight i’ll make it~
“why were you at the dance?”
because well everygirl told me that i don’t know how to have fun so i had to prove it wrong…
“you shouldn’t need to prove anyone to anything. your heart, mind, body, and soul are yours.” He smiles and stands up “Lets go make our own fun.”
oh ok dear~
“so what is it that you usualy do for fun?”
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(Open Rp) Camp Au And Romance in “ Love at First Camp”
“well its also my first time with a cute girl. i just want to do whatever you want to.”
well i was thinking of making a cat woman suit~
“do you know how you plan to do that?”
well~ I don’t know maybe tonight i’ll make it~
“why were you at the dance?”
because well everygirl told me that i don’t know how to have fun so i had to prove it wrong…
“you shouldn’t need to prove anyone to anything. your heart, mind, body, and soul are yours.” He smiles and stands up “Lets go make our own fun.”
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(Open Rp) Camp Au And Romance in “ Love at First Camp”
“well its also my first time with a cute girl. i just want to do whatever you want to.”
well i was thinking of making a cat woman suit~
“do you know how you plan to do that?”
well~ I don’t know maybe tonight i’ll make it~
“why were you at the dance?”
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(Open Rp) Camp Au And Romance in “ Love at First Camp”
“well its also my first time with a cute girl. i just want to do whatever you want to.”
well i was thinking of making a cat woman suit~
“do you know how you plan to do that?”
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(Open Rp) Camp Au And Romance in “ Love at First Camp”
“well its also my first time with a cute girl. i just want to do whatever you want to.”
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(Open Rp) Camp Au And Romance in “ Love at First Camp”
“well our group thought it would be cool to make a real life batman, so we’ve been working on cool gadgets to play around with. currently its become a competition. the winner gets to show off all the cool stuff to the girls.”
cool. i love to see your work
“i’d love to show you.” he smiles. “wanna ditch this Popsicle stand?”
Sure~
we head back to the nerd camp where we go to my room. “this is where i work on the experimental gadgets. my roommate works on costumes and most of the others work on legal and safety stuff.” he opens a large cabinet filled with magnet knives, corner pistols and steel arms. “this is my stuff. what do you do?”
oh cool~ well all i do is read and relaxing and also drawing secretly
“oooh. what is it that you draw?” he closes the cabinet. “are you any good?”
yea but i can’t tell you~
“and why is that?” he puts away the rest of the clutter around his room.
its a secret~
“alright. well what would you like to do right now?” He sits in a chair offering her a seat in another chair.
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(Open Rp) Camp Au And Romance in “ Love at First Camp”
“well our group thought it would be cool to make a real life batman, so we’ve been working on cool gadgets to play around with. currently its become a competition. the winner gets to show off all the cool stuff to the girls.”
cool. i love to see your work
“i’d love to show you.” he smiles. “wanna ditch this Popsicle stand?”
Sure~
we head back to the nerd camp where we go to my room. “this is where i work on the experimental gadgets. my roommate works on costumes and most of the others work on legal and safety stuff.” he opens a large cabinet filled with magnet knives, corner pistols and steel arms. “this is my stuff. what do you do?”
oh cool~ well all i do is read and relaxing and also drawing secretly
“oooh. what is it that you draw?” he closes the cabinet. “are you any good?”
yea but i can’t tell you~
“and why is that?” he puts away the rest of the clutter around his room.