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All Hail The Banana Queen

@hello-i-am-banana / hello-i-am-banana.tumblr.com

I'm pretty much never on this blog anymore. If you really want to be in contact with me, message me and when I check here (which won't be often) I'll let you know where else you can find me.
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Thanks to all my mutuals and followers who are still following me despite the fact that I haven’t posted anything in months. (I mean this sincerly.) I’m probably not going to start reblogging things, as I just kind of check a few blogs every now and then. But I wanted to say something, since I kind of just disappeared without a word. Except for changing my blog description. I think I did anyway, I can’t remember for sure. And hey if anyone, mutual or not wants to send me a message or ask, go ahead. I’ll probably respond within a day or too. But messaging is probably better since I’m only check tumblr mobile. So yeah. Hope you all are doing well.

#banana rambles#i think that's my personal tag???#i don't even remember anymore and i'm too lazy to check#it probably is though#it sounds right
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dogg-parkk-moved

Hey! Money for a good cause?

Hello I’m Kath,

I’m currently fundraising for cancer research through the Canadian Cancer Society and I was wondering if any of you would like to donate? 

Here is the link

you can pay with credit card or through paypal

also any reblogs to get the word out are appreciated. 

Thank you!!

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nudesornaw

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

ahh look at them go!! this definitely cheered me up.

this is the kind of content I like to see

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Anonymous asked:

Anonymously tell me something you could never tell me to my face: Do you wanna go on a date? - I mean of course you can't answer the question, but it is something I could never ask, because I am shy, and you are gorgeous

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I. I. I. *flails*

#ask#anonymous#super nice ask#*flails*
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tsundere-sam

Anonymously tell me something you could never tell me to my face

Do it

OOH THESE ONES ARE FUN

8D

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The Signs as Things Said by My Calculus Teacher

Aries: Stuff to the 4th power. / Apparently the dog's going to figure it out using calculus.
Taurus: I’ve been wrong once or twice. / If it mentions Homer Simpson it’s already gold.
Gemini: I hate when I say something profound and then can’t remember it. / I can’t tell you anything more about the surprise or I’d have to kill you.
Cancer: Questionnes? / You can’t mess with the techno voodoo.
Leo: I think of debt because that’s the only thing I can relate too. / Actually one could argue that Bob Dylan invented rap music.
Virgo: In life what is Sudoku good for? / *to computer* Humuna humuna humuna.
Libra: I don’t like beating dead horses. Don’t really like beating live ones either. / Is that fake-Spanish for candle?
Scorpio: The squeeze theorem is like that garbage compactor in Stars IV. / Sneeze coming on, standby.
Sagittarius: Good boy scouts are always prepared. Girl scouts too. / Aw crap there goes my security blanket.
Capricorn: *random mentions of the NFL Bears* / I spilled some coffee now I’m sad.
Aquarius: Algebraic trickery. / It doesn’t mean we’re philosophically opposed to derivatives.
Pisces: Hey guys I’m telling a funny story. / What if you’re on a desert island without a calculator? You’re going to want to find some roots.
#the signs as#Aquarius#goodmorningawfulbye#a crossing the ocean
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pecry

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

can we make this an ask meme?

reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox

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beefish123

I imagine mine would be “and then there’s this arsehole”

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I'm not doing anything tonight and am kinda bored right now, if anyone wants to chat or ask me something or whatever send me an ask or a message.

#banana rambles
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Trigger warnings for Jessica Jones

*LIST EDITED TO ADD MORE INFORMATION, PER REQUEST OF SOME PEOPLE*

Remember when Marvel’s Daredevil came out and there were all these posts warning that it was much more adult themed than other Marvel media before it? There needs to be the same sort of warning for Marvel’s Jessica Jones.

So here are some things (without giving too much away about plot) to look out for:

  1. Firstly, there’s a huge rape trigger warning. The entire show is about Jessica overcoming the trauma of her rape and defeating her rapist. So it’s not like you can close your eyes for 15 minutes during a single episode. Every episode is about it, so if you are very triggered by the discussion of rape or seeing someone suffer PTSD then this show is absolutely not for you. I do want to add that even though this show is about Jessica facing her rapist, similar to the style of Mad Mad: Fury Road we never see the actual act of rape. It is talked about deeply, and we see the emotional and psychological effects of the rape in not only Jessica, but other characters who experience Kilgrave. But you never have to see Kilgrave have sex with anyone.
  2. Much like Daredevil, Jessica Jones shows lots of blood and gore. In my opinion, no violence in JJ was worse than Fisk smashing the car door on the Russian brother in DD, but they do show things like severed limbs and people trying to shove arms down sink garbage disposals.
  3. Because of the nature of Kilgrave’s powers, there is a lot of suicide or attempted suicide.
  4. There are scenes of child abuse and forced bulimia. (The purging takes place in episode 11 around 40 minutes in if you want to skip.)
  5. Jessica Jones is the first MCU show or movie to show heavy and explicit sex.
  6. There is drug and alcohol abuse. Jessica Jones is an alcoholic and drinks heavily in every episode. Her neighbor is a drug addict.
  7. There is self harm, emotional abuse, verbal abuse and manipulation.
  8. There is gaslighting on Kilgrave’s part.
  9. There is PTSD with flashbacks, nightmares, and anxiety attacks.
  10. There is no animal abuse and no animals die.
  11. There is no child sexual abuse.
  12. There is no nudity.
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Anonymous asked:

I don't have any pick up lines, so I'll just say you're beautiful, and that I hope your day is going great! :D

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Thank anon that is very kind of you to say.

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I hope your day is going great as well, and if it’s not, I hope your day gets better very soon!

#anonymous#ask#super nice ask
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