no goblemo

If you can't see it close enough, here's the sign that is next to several gardening gloves hung from a wire:

My cat is a thief Please take these items if they are yours.

first makeup test for orin!! don't look at the wig i couldn't be bothered to glue it down

Lady with a snout. Broadsheet illustration, 1717. Wunder, Wundergeburt und Wundergestalt in Einblattdrucken. 1921.

what if unicorn cowboy

“if the unicorn throws its head back it’s over” i know. it adds spice to the experience

Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

Modern movies and shows tend to have very unbalanced mixing. Also, a common trend in modern movies is more realistic dialogue (mumbling) that is not as crisp as it was in previous eras of film making.

I’m eating corn chips and they be crunchy and loud as hell and also I’m half deaf I think

Hate it when someone I know gets poisoned and suddenly it's their whole personality

They get highkey obsessed with antidotes

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

"The Stoppables"

“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice

HEY WAIT A MINUTE

I thought ppl made up Cardassians bickering to flirt to fit their Garashir fics. YOURE TELLING ME THAT WAS REAL THE WHOLE TIME???

it was ALL real the whole time

tumblrs great. you can have 6,000 followers & only 9 of them are active/real

deep sea creature

painted this thang

Oh my goodness, the woodpecker 😆 (other two are Oriole and female Grosbeak)

Curious why the woodpecker kept doing this.

Thanks to this person in the comment to explain the behaviour of the woodpecker !

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

we are in the midst of a true Real One

official fish post

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns