it's the QUENCHIEST!

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement

I spare as many insects as possible so when I’m in a life or death situation our psychic link will activate as they all rush to my aid

oh i do it because i am a good person. guess you've got some growing to do.

It’s not a fuckijg contest

INSECTS ATTACK

🐜🐞🐛🕷🦟🦟🪲🪳

he’s so right for this

other best tweets include

reminder that, as far as anyone knows, this man is literally 100% cisgender. this is fantastic. I love him ever so

This is a streamer, and one of his chat rewards for subs/bits/etc is "girl month," where he dresses like a girl and does his make up for a whole month.

Last I heard, his chat had gotten him to, like, 6 months straight of "girl month."

This man is cis. He is not trans, and has no desire to transition.

He just wanted to do something fun for his chat, and he has a great time. He looks comfortable, he doesn't make a mockery of women or femininity. It's just wholesome cross dressing fun.

Hey, a bro's gotta hustle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

Now THOSE are some numbers!

stan twitter introduced to concept of reading

this is like a boomer comic brought to life and now we all have to apologize to boomers

Britain has decided to leave Europe. Where will it go? Adrift without a leader, it will likely be carried north on the warm North Atlantic Current. Fluid dynamics simulations suggest it will eventually lodge between Iceland and Greenland. The fate of Northern Ireland is less certain.

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

we do not deserve this man tbh

pls king, we're counting on you!

I can’t stop laughing at this

A READ

I just wanna talk shit in peace ok

God bless nurses forever

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class: