Everyone wants a rock bottom. Some Icarus shit. But the truth is some holes keep going, yawning, heady, one mistake becomes three: there’s always a dark darker than the dark you know.
— Hala Alyan, from “You’re Not a Girl in a Movie,” The Twenty-Ninth Year
can I really have these?
i hope all this worm positivity isn’t irony. like i hope u all truly appreciate worms and aren’t doing this for the jokes :^/
Bee gay, do crimes
An emo aesthetic face update for the old days.
Sorry I’ve been gone for literal years! I’ll try to be more active again.
Every other straight man ever singing about a woman: wow baby you’re so sexy I love you because your body is sexy
Hozier, an intellectual and lesbian ally: I am a bird of prey and you are a sharp spike upon which I impale small rodents
Straight man #2505: we met at the club she was really hot
Forest lad himself: it was as my baby churned up the mud that she found me there, buried and alone
Fucking eduardo sheerman or whomever: I just want to errr kiss you babe
Andrew Hozier Byrnes: I want nothing more than for us to lay in a field together until we decompose and are eaten by foxes
i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit
love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch
post cancelled. love is real. eat a mango with someone you love
2018 mood board
creatingnikki (via shareaquote)