The “homophobic relative on Facebook”

Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff

You deserve the love you give to everybody else.

watch them consider the worm

“boi u just”

me every single winter in michigan

this was such an iconic moment for britney spears

if you ever wanted to know the sarcastic tone i talk to my boss in, this is it

that “thou shalt spend” shirt is going down in fashion history 

Christ.

we’re 6 whole days into the new year and we still don’t have any 2016 memes

so much happening i cannot beleive this was 15 seconds

here come dat boi!!!!!!

o shit waddup!

disney on ice is scary

I worked with disney on ice for 2 years and the funniest part about the job is when you meet a new skater and you ask them who they play and they look sad and then say “I’m the fat fruit lady”

Schoep, a 19 year old dog, is taken into the lake every night by his owner, John, to help soothe his arthritis and help him fall asleep.