they should invent a place you can live that your parents also arent living at
sumo wrestlers in a sunflower field
do u ever just stop and realize how lame the ppl who hurt u were. like just complete losers.
do u wanna come over and play drugs
have you ever seen one of your tumblr posts on another social media?
yes / no
sometimes i pretend that i forgot what i was gonna say bc i realized i didn’t wanna say it halfway thru starting the sentence. most of the time i actually forgot though.
some of those ‘body positive’ people really are like ‘oh wow it’s so brave of you to exist with that ugly ass nose on you face! 🤗 like it takes so much confidence to exist for people who unfortunately look like you 😢❣️ but you’re an actual QUEEN 👑 and you should never be ashamed of how ugly you actually are ✊ honestly power to you for not letting society pressure you into removing all of these ugly features that you do have 😭❤️’
i had a reallt fucking weird dream earlier but the inly part i really remember was keanu reeves getting cancelled due to a tmz video of him chasing a bunch of kids around with a machete while making pig noises
if i wasn’t so ugly my life would b so much better i just know it
Henry Ford should have kept that assembly line shit to himself
i wish that i could shed off all my skin and meat and underneath i’d be all small and new again
i have a lot of modern internet pet peeves but i think the one that annoys me the most is when people make big posts like 'uhmm aha friendly reminder that piracy is a thing!! here's a list of websites where you can pirate anything you want (for free)' because A) they are usually not very good sites and are riddled with downloads that will make your computer shit itself and B) this is not how you fucking do this asshole. when you find a cool piracy site you pass that shit in hushed whispers, drawing attention to them like this is only going to lead to them getting shut down faster.
whys king kong………..so fucking large
the bigger you are the larger you are