I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

ive never held hands with a boy before what if i get pregnant

What if he gets pregnant?

oh my god I didn’t even think about that

the idea of using tumblr as a twitter alternative is incomprehensible. it's like if your local walmart closed down and you started doing all your grocery shopping at the cursed antique store from needful things

(via @princepestilence)

ur just minding ur own business and it hits u

going straight for the jugular huh

bonus points if it was on a couch

ITS THE SAME DOG

THERE SHE IS

-the tumpet

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

how do you draw wet hair

okkay. i was going to make an actual tutorial thing to help u but i frogot what i was doing so i drew the most pathetic little wet cat beast imaginable. on accident. so sorry

they pourt wader on him

For anyone who doesn’t know 👀…. I have had a life long love for Bee & Puppycat - and the reboot has honestly been everything I could have wanted! I’ve been enjoying it so much 😊💖💖

“Old friend” either means an elderly dog or an individual of the same gender with whom you have been secretly in love for more than a decade. There are no other possible interpretations.

This is blatant archenemy erasure and I won’t stand for it

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t the individual of the same gender you’ve been secretly in love with for more than a decade

Bold of you to assume the archenemy isn’t an elderly dog

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

Cat’s inner monologue: Just…just grab the toy you tit. You absolute walnut I don’t even…why are you making this so hard it’s a TOY, I…man, why are you like this… 

The 6TEEN reunion episode is just an ad telling teenagers to vote?

Wyatt just mentioned Trump???

THEY JUST SAID BITCH

JONSEY IS A TRUMP SUPPORTER????

link to the episode 

i really cannot take this

WATCHING THIS WAS LIKE HAVING A STROKE DURING A FEVER DREAM

this is fucking incredible tho holy shit

(p bad when even the Canadian show releases a psa to say “please American’s for the love of god vote!”)

tbh(thinkin bout Halloween)

hey what the fuck??

In all my years of the internet..

This fucking show man I’m crying

Bruh…I’m cryin’!

bro the ass jiggling from the aftermath had me soo weak

Bitch ohmyGod lmfaaoo

Why

Her fucking ass was getting SHOT

i hope the mcelroys never stop laughing at absolutely everything

My Hero Academia Season 1 in a Nutshell