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Mystic Messenger Pick-up Lines:
Seven: Girl, I'd let you encrypt my codes anytime ;)
Zen: You're more beautiful than me, and I'm really beautiful.
Jaehee: Are your hands tired from emailing? Let me hold them for you.
Jumin: I came here to pet some pussy, and I don't mean Elizabeth 3rd.
Yoosung: DO YOU WANNA PUT YOUR MOUTH ON MY MOUTH—
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707: How do you guys address your dads?
[Jumin Han has entered the chatroom]
Yoosung: Dad
ZEN: Dad
707: Dad
MC: Daddy
[Jumin Han has left the chatroom]
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Jumin: You amuse me. I will make you mine.
MC: You mean like a girlfriend? O-Or like a slave?
Jumin: Yes.
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Seven: Don't bother to call, I won't answer.
MC: *calls*
Seven: *picks up phone immediately*
Seven:
Seven:
Seven: Fuck
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V : Yoosung , I know we don't see eye to eye on certain things.
Yoosung : Yeah , maybe because you're blind.
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MC: SEVENNNN!!!
707: Stop shouting. What do you want? I am already busy with work!
MC: Love me~!
707: What do you mean love you? I love you in every route!
MC: Really?
707: Shit.
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Zen: flirts with you no matter whose route it is
Also Zen: acts like your older sister
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MC: *walks into the kitchen* Is something burning?
Saeyoung: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my desire for you.
MC: Saeyoung, the toaster is on fire.
Yoosung: MC, did you know that GOD loves you?
MC: *shouts at 707 from across*
MC: Hey, God Seven!
707: *doing illegal shit in his laptop*
707: What?
MC: You love me?
707: ...
MC: ...
707: No, stay away from me. Go away. Don't breath in the same air as me. I don't have feelings for you. I didn't make that robot just for you... I made it because you're cute and you're always on my mind. Don't smile at Yoosung. Don't breath in the same air as him. Breath here. Smell me instead of them! Stay close to me but only within 5 feet-
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MC: Did you take out the trash, Saeran?
Saeran: I tried but Saeyoung is still here
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MC : Seven.. My parents aren't home.
Seven : So ?
MC : So we...
MC : CAN GET TO PLAY MARIO KART AND SCREAM AS LOUD AS WE WANT WITHOUT GETTING SCOLDED.
Seven : I'm on my way there.
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The Plot of Every MM Route
Yoosung: Holy shit you're Rika! Lolol jk
Zen: I'm fucking beautiful and I think you're beautiful too because you agree
Jaehee: I love you no homo (aka Fuck you Jumin)
Jumin: I deserve to have feelings but rn I love cats and bdsm
Seven: Ew why do you love me save yourself (no wait bby come back)
Prologue bad ending with Unknown: Ya done goofed m8
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Seven's route be like :
MC : Seven.. I bought some donuts for you..
Seven : Donut get close to me.
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707: I'm good at math. U + I = 69
MC: Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10 ;)
707: Oh
707: No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number of Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we've got chemistry.
Zen: For god's sake why are people getting smoother than me!?