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no daemons here, man

@ravus-didnt-deserve-this / ravus-didnt-deserve-this.tumblr.com

Luci. 26. Female. Nerd. Writer of fanfiction and original novels. I love video games and anime, too. I am fandom trash for Ravus. And Prompto. And all of Final Fantasy XV.
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jasper-rolls

there’s a difference between “just do a little yoga it will cure your depression forever :)” and “going for a run won’t solve your problems but it will make you feel a little better and that’s the first step” but this site seems to treat them as the same thing

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Final Fantasy In A Nutshell

  • Final Fantasy I - Four Heroes Break A Time Loop
  • Final Fantasy II - Star Wars Where The Emperor Dies And Then Comes Back As The Devil And Then Dies Again And Then Comes Back As God And Then Gets Killed By Obi-wan
  • Final Fantasy III - Four Orphans Fight A Man Who Threw A Hissy Fit Over His Inheritance
  • Final Fantasy IV - Star Wars But The Emperor Is  A Space Ghost On The Moon
  • Final Fantasy V - Evil Giving Tree And His Gay Lover Fight A Confused Harem Protagonist And His Princesses
  • Final Fantasy VI - Star Wars But The Emperor Is Killed And Replaced By The Joker Halfway Through, Racism is Bad
  • Final Fantasy VII - Eco-terrorists Recruit Man With Padded Resume, Discover Corporate Greed Has Caused Giant Meteor To Be Elected, Hold Recount
  • Final Fantasy VIII - A Group of Cadets Find Out They All Lived At The Same Orphanage: Amnesia To Blame, Lead May Be Dead
  • Final Fantasy IX - Star Wars But The Main Characters Are Either Clones Or Princesses
  • Final Fantasy X - Daddy Issues, the Real Sports Story, With Special Guest Christian Guilt Complex
  • Final Fantasy XI - Giraffe And Friends Stop The Writer From Erasing This Game
  • Final Fantasy XII - Star Wars But Half The Bad Guys Aren’t Actually That Bad.  Except Judge Bergan, That Guy Is A Dick
  • Final Fantasy XIII - Being The Chosen One Will Kill Your Dating Life
  • Final Fantasy XIV - Heroes Saved The World From Bad Gameplay, Bugs
  • Final Fantasy XV - A Bachelor Party Goes Very Badly
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NO 😂

I’m George RR Martin 

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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a new law is about to be passed in Saudi Arabia that will allow the government to execute people for coming out or being openly gay online.

ignoring the fact that this is literally something out of some kind of dystopian novel, in the interests of safety i’ve emptied out my face tag and may temporarily deactivate or password protect this blog.

please reblog this and get the word out, and if you pray, please pray for me and my fellow Saudi LGBTQ+/MOGAI family.

ALSO, for those who need it [x]. its a post on erasing all traces of yourself from the interwebs. 

this is not something to read and keep to yourself. please spread this around. may Allah keep everyone safe.

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kincyr

I was looking through the notes and I’m kinda appalled that nobody thought to frame Saudi government officials for coming out online in order to hoist them by their own petard.

I mean, come on, it’s the Internet. everything can be faked, exploit the fuck out of that fact

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glumshoe

What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.

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rsasai

Yep. Pissed people off...

Whoops. Nice thing to get out of work to see lolol (BTW, I get these at least a few times a week. It’s what happens when you turn off your anon messages…)

I cannot comprehend why people do this.

Obviously this is in response to the fact that Sai wrote a very long and detailed essay about the problems in FFXV regarding the portrayal of Noct and Luna as a romantic couple, without actually… you know, developing their relationship in any meaningful way. Sai has never told people not to write or ship Noct/Luna, their objections were to Square Enix’s poor handling of the relationship, and they have a serious point. So don’t be a jerk leaving anon hate on fic (honestly, it takes a long time and a lot of heart to write, we don’t get paid, comments like this can extinguish an author) and, yeah.

Sai prides herself on being a saltmine but I can vouch for the integrity of her character. She’s a good egg and doesn’t deserve anonymous hate.

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fic writers raise your hands if you like…forget what happens in your own fics

also raise your hand if you ever try to read one of your old fics and you have to close out after three paragraphs like woahhhh…..idk what that was about but let’s not do that again

also if you go back and reread a fic you’re working on then you get to the end and are like damn it why isn’t there more? … oh i wrote this.

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stephicness

A friendly reminder that…

- Noctis lost both of his parents before he even turned 21. - Ignis’s only real family was with his uncle at the palace and with Noctis. - The only two in the Amicitia family to survive the fall was Iris and Gladiolus. - Ravus lost everything he ever wanted to protect: family, fortune, and honor. - Prompto lived his entire life feeling like he never belonged, only to have it verified when he found out he was and MT. - Cor was only 15 years old when he witnessed the deaths of almost everyone around him and was the only survivor of it all. - Regis lived his life knowing that no matter how good of a life his son would have, Noctis would be doomed to die. - Lunafreya was physically and mentally abused by the empire and essentially had to cope with it all alone. - The last time Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, and Gladiolus got to see the dawn was over ten years ago.

Just some friendly reminders for you~

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thegmsighs

know the difference

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

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Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

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