i am legally required to kiss my homies goodnight

“1. I don’t have a cat. 2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT.” (via brenaclifton)

you do now

Congrats on your new cat

This is how owners get their cats.

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

That 70’s Show (1998-2006)

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

@jockocub

“all star” by smash mouth, but only using the sounds and beats on my synth (and also anthony “ten second songs” vincent on some other instruments) these titles are getting too long

How many people are gonna have this as either their new wallpaper/icon/lockscreen/etc.?

ABSOLUTELY NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON.

hey quick question why must humans experience suffering?

The only time in my life I can relate to a Gold Metal wining Olympian…

me as a therapist

patient: i dont feel well

me: okay well i have it worse also didnt ask

via weheartit