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roselalonde

not to downplay jade tho, if you throw literally ANYTHING she will instantly teleport and fetch it

john takes to yeeting everything as far as he can to see if she’ll miss anything and she never does it’ll be like

jade: hey can you pass me a soda

john: 

What about when he fake tosses it

jade, once she’s 2 miles away from the cookout they were having and there’s no soda:

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shelbycragg

duedlyfirearms:

When I was a child, I used to talk as a child, think as a child, reason as a child; when I became an adult, I put aside childish things

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pochowek

handsome norwegian royal sibling versus man so handsome he got banned from saudi arabia who will win

norwegian man looks like a goddam greasy peanut this shit no contest

Listen, the Saudi man has a Tekken character made after him:

No contest here.

i mean the norwegian royalty guy got a character designed after him too 

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