Never Knows Best. I Was Femtoxic Once

Steve Harvey: Name something a man and a woman might do on their wedding night in their bedroom naked.

Contestant: have sex.

Steve Harvey:

it's not even cringe; it's just personal and unpolished and you've been taught to flinch away from vulnerability which doesn't mock itself

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

gotta remind myself I’m a baddie wit a flattie

Wow. He’s done it again. Someone stop him

So even if my love for you leads me to ruin, don’t pity me. The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan Wook

Could I please have help with captioning or naming this one???

Redditors crashed the website with donations over $25k and 0 wishes left. via /r/MadeMeSmile

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In response to this event, some redditors created r/charityraid, with the goal of concentrating the power of thousands of users into a single charity at a time to hopefully break a few more sites.

As of 9/21/21, the site has updated with more wishes. The incredible spike in donations is amazing, but if you want to and are able to keep the momentum going, there are over 300 waiting to be filled at https://www.onesimplewish.org!

this is well said ♡💭💌

THE HANDMAIDEN (2016)

dir. Park Chan-wook

youtube is a wonderful place where people think that steve from minecraft actually has a chance at being playable in smash bros

posts that aged poorly

i want you all to know that ive had this post in my drafts for years, waiting for steve from minecraft to be put in smash

if she’s your girl why is she doing tasks with me in electrical