:)

i hate that men can look at me and have thoughts about me

This happens often

this was almost the meanest thing I’ve ever seen

le vieux razzle dazzle

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

funny noise

cat login sound

haha just like chicken

I love him

I HAVE SOME questions

So many stick

What a good boy!

surprise ending

THE TWIST

Smug face of a free man

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

What kind of noise is that??

everyone expects seals to bark like sea lions, but NOPE