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Anonymous asked:

Why do you like Zevran when he’s a murderer?(I mean technically isn’t every companion but I digress) I love the dude I’m just simply curious on why you do! For me I love his character growth.

I’m only asking this because today I got asked that, and the other person made it seem like Zevran was the most evil character ever because he was an assassin and had no character growth and never atoned for all the people he killed.

well, like you said, all of our companions are murderers. we, the player character, are a murderer. and we don't ever have to atone for shit, so i honestly find "murder" to be an insufficient metric for judging characters.

i mean, we can discuss how some murders are maybe more severe, or more representative of one's morals, than others, but at the end of the day, we and our companions are all murderers who don't suffer any consequences for the deaths we cause. and whether or not an individual companion has to "answer" for a specific murder (sten, anders, blackwall, etc) is up to the PC.

also, zevran is a slave.

he was bought by the crows as a child, and raised to be an assassin, and if he didn't adhere to their training and their rules, they would kill him. his scene in the fade is of him being tortured. it's established that if he separates from the crows, they will hunt him down. zevran didn't have a choice about being an assassin.

if wynne confronts him about it, he will brush her off. but if the warden gains his trust, he will speak plainly about his past. i believe he's made as much peace as is possible with his profession (killing for pay is a relatively normalized thing in this universe after all), but he's not doing it becuz it's his passion. he doesn't know anything else, he doesn't have the freedom to choose anything else.

zevran is like a lot of companions in this series in that he uses humor and flirtation to cover up any vulnerable feelings. if you don't gain zevran's trust, he has no reason to be honest with you, and so a lecherous snarky murderer is all you will see.

but if you befriend or romance him, you will see that he is a sensitive, compassionate man, haunted by choices that he's made and struggling with the effects of his trauma. he argues with you to spare the mages and the dalish (and in the case of broken circle, to a degree that no other companions does). he is touched when you give him gifts. he promises that your assassin training will be fun, and he is so considerate of your boundaries as a lover. if you die during the final battle after romancing him, it is confirmed that he never loves again.

and if he lives? he dedicates himself to dismantling the crows. that's literally his whole appearance in da2. he might be doing it more for personal revenge and/or justice on behalf of other enslaved children than out of penance, but i don't know what more could be expected of him in terms of "atonement."

anyway. that's why i love zevran. and if anyone else gives you shit for liking him, anon, you can link them to this post.

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ventusregina

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

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mckitterick

Good Christian Hacks, an open-ended series

Works wonders in the South, too.

And if they start to stutter and quote some cherry-picked Bible verse at you, come back at them with “yes, even the Devil can quote scripture, but that doesn’t mean he understands it. I’ll pray for God to grant you understanding in the fullness of His word.”

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d1rtypaws

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

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Do you ever wonder how many fictional characters (mostly male) would not have fangirls at all if we could, you know, smell them

Yes that animated gremlin you love so much is cute but there’s a screen protecting you from the vile B.O. that the other characters continuously point out

thnks-fr-th-feels says: Literally XD As much as I love Rorschach as a character, based on smell alone I would avoid him like the plague 

Team “Fan favorites who canonically reek something fierce:” 

  • Rorschach 
  • Wreck-It Ralph
  • Kristoff 
  • Dib Membrane 
  • Dipper Pines
  • Toph 
  • Amethyst 
  • All four ninja turtles 
  • Barley Lightfoot from “Onward” 
  • Beetlejuice 
  • Geralt from The Witcher looks perpetually greasy and only took a bath when his best friend made him but 99% of viewers would ride that if asked
  • Batman. More specifically, Bruce Wayne when he gets out of the pit in Dark Knight Rises. I’m convinced there isn’t indoor plumbing in there so everyone must stink
  • Pirates of the Caribbean, the entire cast
  • The beast.
  • The Mario brothers 
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