l'Heure du Thé

like a solid 60% of weird fandom tropes were invented by women who needed slightly more avant garde ways to fuck spock.... wanting to fuck spock is in many ways a load bearing pillar of fandom like if u took it away the source code would just break theres like a molecule of wanting to fuck spock or reaction to everyone wanting to fuck spock within the heart of fanfic all fanfiction is about wanting to fuck spock except fanfic about wanting to fuck spock which is about women in stem

If you know you know.

... Extrapolating from incomplete data be like...

This reply deserves to be in its own reblog lmao

I own a shirt that says exactly what the comment above says. And you would not -believe- the number of truly awkward interactions I've had that start with someone saying "so what's the second type?"

(Tags via @reprintable)

at some point last year my partner asked me to make them a little mouse bjd. i also printed a copy for myself, but only got around to painting it recently. i made it match my little bird, and am just now remembering i was supposed to photograph them together. maybe in the future.

Rabbits are plantigrade, never stand on their toes and move by hopping.

-Rabbits not giving a shit about your laws of science:

Schmovement

Upphlutur, Icelandic corsets

via @swatercolor [insta]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

hte real april foule… was you.

for thinkjghing I did not care abou you.

my friende.

accidentally typed "trench kiss" instead of "french kiss". anyone wanna hold hands and kiss in a muddy hole full of rats as bullets and grenades and artillerary shells fly over our heads?

Cunning 2018

this is easily one of the videos i’ve ever seen

bandwagon hopping

Films I've since realised should be on this list:

if we're just going on Films That Were Very Important To Me At Some Point and not Films That Were Good

Meeting With Spirit (1899) - Jaroslav Panuška

Oh grieving guy, we're really in it now.

more comic characters should haunt their writers like how everyone who’s written John Constantine keeps meeting him in dark alleys

What The Actual Fuck