Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh 

Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school

At Midnight, August 19, 2015

PREACH DUDE

Best of Autocorrect

I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

sam + google search (insp)

can u make it feel like home if I tell you you’re mine

♡ outfit horoscopes ♡

Check out your sign below to see the signs as outfits and who knows maybe it’s something you’d love to wear! :)

♈ Aries: Dress , Shoes; creative and insightful

♉ Taurus: Dress, Shoes; strength

♊ Gemini: Dress, Shoes; mood swings but affectionate

♋ Cancer: Dress, Shoes; loyal and sympathetic

♌ Leo: Dress, Shoes; natural born leaders

♍ Virgo: Dress, Shoes; inquisitive and impatient

♎ Libra: Dress, Shoes; balance and justice

♏ Scorpio: Dress, Shoes; cool and confident

♐ Sagittarius: Dress, Shoes; intense

♑ Capricorn: Dress, Shoes; patient and intelligent

♒ Aquarius: Dress, Shoes; honest and loyal

♓ Pisces: Dress, Shoes; unselfish and trustworthy

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Great job everyone!

PSA: Parents. Please do not emotionally manipulate your children.

They will grow up completely untrusting with a general sense of sadness and guilt.

Manipulation includes:

- “I just wish [something passive aggressive involving your child]”

- “You do whatever you want to do.” and then getting mad when they make the “wrong” choice

- Not believing them when they tell you something someone did or said to them, including their friends, your friends, family members, or even you

- Doing something shitty and then pretending you didn’t in hopes they’ll forget?

- Getting upset when they open up to you. About anything. Even if it’s something angering or disappointing. Don’t show them it’s dangerous or counterproductive to talk to you.

- Making them feel bad for the friends/significant others they choose, career path (or lack thereof), school choice (or lack thereof), gender/sexuality (or lack thereof) literally anything that either they didn’t choose or that they would be miserable without

- Do NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES pressure them to talk to you about personal things.

- Kids do not owe their parents anything. They did not choose to be born. You chose to get pregnant/chose to carry to term/chose to raise a baby (even if you didn’t choose all of these things, you at least chose one) under the assumption that you would love this child no matter what.

Just married!

This is Vivian (91) and Alice (90), and they just got married. They’ve been dating for 72 years, and together they have visited all 50 US states, all the provinces of Canada, and been twice to England. Quote Alice: “We’ve had a good time”.

I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world is okay for a few seconds.

This post is so beautiful, because if you go through the tags it’s thousands and thousands of people writing the lyrics that mean the most to them

NOT ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL

SOME ARE PROBLEMATIC SOME TREAT CHILDREN LIKE SHIT SOME BEAT ANIMALS SOME ARE RACIST SOME ARE ANTI-FEMINISTS SOME ABUSE EVERYONE SOME ARE MANIPULATIVE

NOT ALL WOMEN ARE PERFECT NOT ALL MEN ARE PERFECT

TUMBLR SCREAMS ABOUT HOW ALL WOMEN ARE GORGEOUS FLOWERS WITH NO PROBLEMS

TUMBLR SCREAMS ABOUT HOW ALL MEN ARE DISGUSTING PIGS THAT ARE THE SOURCE OF OUR PROBLEMS

NOT ALL WOMEN ARE PERFECT NOT ALL MEN ARE REPULSIVE

This is so important.

most to least emotional (moon signs)

1. Pisces

2. Cancer

3. Aries

4. Virgo 

5. Libra

6. Capricorn

7. Leo

8. Scorpio 

9. Sagittarius 

10. Aquarius 

11. Gemini

12. Taurus