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Its Peter BTW. Parker

@shamelessparker / shamelessparker.tumblr.com

brittany | 22
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robdowneyjr

Everybody wants a happy ending, right? But it doesn’t always roll that way. 

Part of the journey is the end.

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tonysiron

so since Peter B. Parker, from into the spiderverse, is confirmed to be the peter from 616, and now that mcu is claiming that it is also 616… then…

these dumbasses are the same person

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I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

Well, NOW I do.

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thelibrarina

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

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moonblossom

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

this entire thing is glorious

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My Two Moods Before I See Endgame in a Few Days.

Me: “Oh ya I’m trying to avoid any and all endgame spoilers for any of the characters!”
Also me: “Is Harley Keener ok? Does he show up? Is he all grown up now?? Does he need a hug??? Why am I attached to this minor character????? I miss that kid so much whyyyyyy!?!?!?!?”
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