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❝Does my anger make you UNCOMFORTABLE? Is my anger ugly? Is it too vicious? Too violent? Am I being too {loud}? Does it make you ɳɛʀѵѳuร? ǤØØĐ.❞ // Karkat Vantas // Independant // Will contain NSFW // M!A: None //
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( PSA. )

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[ ♔ ] – Hey, guys. I’m thinking about putting this blog on a small hiatus. I’m still not 100% sure about this but I keep on losing my motivation to rp as Karkat for some time now. It’s wearing me out to force myself to rp him and the blog is pretty much almost dead anyway. All those things considered I think it might be a perfect time to take another break.

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The signs as WTNV proverbs

Aries: “There’s a difference between your, you’re, and yarn. Yarn isn’t even pronounced the same way. It’s a completely different word.”

Taurus: “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say your mother’s in the hospital? I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Is there anything I can do? Listen, I’ll drive you over there. We’ll leave right now. Grab a coat, it’s a little cold out. I’m so sorry.”

Cancer: “You won’t sleep when you’re dead, either.”

Leo: “At your smallest components, you are indistinguishable from a forest fire.”

Virgo: “You can’t get blood from a turnip. Listen you need some blood? I can totally get you some blood. Set that turnip down and follow me to the blood. There’s a lot of blood.”

Sagittarius: “Ignore all the haters telling you that everything isn’t a sandwich. Everything is a sandwich.”

Aquarius: “Feeling lost? Like you have no goal in life? Like you’re covered in dirt and wet leaves? Like you’re an earthworm? Are you an earthworm? Kinda sounds like you’re an earthworm, actually.“

Capricorn: “Soccer is also commonly known as football, Canadian baseball, American football, violent jogging, and World War II.”

Gemini: “Everything that happens, happens for a reason. Except ostriches. What the hell, man?

Libra:  “Please keep all arms and legs inside the car at all times. Also, you are under arrest. Why is your car full of limbs? Whose are these?”

Pisces:  “Listen, I’m not a hero. The real heroes are the people that point out to us when protesters have smart phones, thus invalidating all concerns.”

Scorpio: “Thank you for your interest in a life free of pain. We are not accepting applications at this time. Please try again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again…”

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Oh fuck it’s John Homestuck

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OH FUCK IT’S KARKAT HIVEBENT

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Oh fuck it’s Joey Hiveswap!!!

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oh fuck it’s meenah openbound!!!

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Oh fuck it’s slick intermission

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calicorn

OH FUCK. IT’S CALIBORN HOMOSUCK.

Oh fuck it’s Andrew Hussie “real” world

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who remembers the homestuck cosplayers in the russian ikea catalog

what the fuck do you have a link

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tomyo

Praise the Lord I never forget this and i still wonder what happened to make this real

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i don’t like texting because it fosters this idea that we have to be accessible to others and to interaction 24/7??? stop that!!! if im not texting back, it’s not bc i i hate you, it’s because im just chilling, ok? and interacting is draining. i don’t think every person should have to be accessible to everyone that has their number literally every second of every day. stop apologizing for not texting back “on time.” do you, live ya life on your own time okay????

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