How you turn my world, you precious thing.
Labyrinth (1986) dir. Jim Henson
How you turn my world, you precious thing.
Labyrinth (1986) dir. Jim Henson
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) dir. Ron Howard
There are three breeds of cat:
Chonk
Goblin
Yeah that looks like a cat
Subcategories of breeds:
Floof
Naked
Normal
This is my favorite post
Tag yourself I’m naked chonk
Floof chonk Sun, Naked Goblin Moon, Yeah Normal Rising
Hey bitch. Yoda here. My pussy is creamier than mac and cheese. All the boys go crazy for my soggy puss puss. Why are you telling everyone my pussy dry. Are you jealous that my used panties double as the neighborhood swimming pool and yours dont? Think before you fucking post
sophie you fucked up you didnt press anon i know yoda would never say these things
Yoda is my best friend and he is right next to me and he typed that on my account and his pussy is sopping wet
please… tell me this aint true
Sophie’s flood insurance adjuster here. Typing on sophie’s tumblr dot com account. I have never seen a case of home destruction by excess pussy juice as horrific as this. I had to wade through three feet deep of yoda cream to type this and verify that yoda’s friendship with sophie cost her so much
If I had to read this with my own two eyes, so do you
Same energy
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