One day tumblr will be gone and there will be no evidence of the sins I have committed.
You know what they say... You can lead a horse to the Swamps of Sadness but you can't keep it from dying.
long suffering refrain
I'm not an idiot, I'm just anxious.
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So many say that this day is just for couples in love. No, no I say! VD is for EVERYBODY!
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snoopy of the day
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Katie Boland
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Elizabeth Berkley
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tel-avicii
no
i'm torn here. it's bad, but if that's how it's gonna be....kind of impressed with the ingenuity and accommodation for a bad idea.
#first thought was urinal#second thought was an easy dick washing station#final realization it's both#add a pull out tray for ball washing#YOU ALL KNOW PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE DOING IT#but with plastic covers like toilet covers#large signs reminding people to not splash their face with the sink water#additional splash guards#hands free tap and soap dispenser#urinals#sinks#oh lawd
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@rat-detector I think you're gonna love this one
*appears*
*throws beads to everybody*
*points toward submission box*
*disappears back into the void*
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Sydney Sweeney for TMRW Magazine | May 2021 photographed by Sam Damashek
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Kitty says, I don't care where that damn thing goes, it's gonna get got.
I think gravity broke.
Spell: Spider climb.
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The bell
Source: instagram.com
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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate
toe pick~
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This wins the internet for 2024!! 😂😂
Brilliant 😂😂