I hope everyone is having a fucking day

More Cookie Characters.

old lady oatmeal awwwwww

YOU SEE THESE CHARACTERS? THEY WERE DRAWN BY TUMBLR USER COOKIEKHALEESI (LINK LEADS TO THE TAG SHE HAS FOR ALL OF HER CHARACTERS FROM THIS SERIES)

Okay, now that this art has been sourced, feel free to carry on reblogging.

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

FYI

100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do

500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be

I can’t believe that the two greatest party songs of all time (I Gotta Feeling and Party Rock Anthem) came out within two years of each other and mankind will never create a better party song

Some people have been defending various other party songs in the notes, and while I respect all of your opinions, the only song that can qualify as a POTENTIAL exception is Tik Tok by Ke$ha

What about Allstar, great for every occasion

All Star is, in my opinion, the Greatest Song of All Time™ and while it great for every occasion, the three above are the best suited for parties. Like rich chocolate is good for every dessert, but milk goes better with Oreos than more chocolate, ya know?

I was not ready for such an educated response but completely agree

I come prepared for this discourse

The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.

this is actually so cute, strangers bonding is the best

Roses are red, that may be true. But violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Me at Applebees trying to drink my 13th bahama mama

When bald people wash their faces how high up do they go

People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian

Specifically he was Parsi. Also raised Zeroastrian.

*zoroastrian 

#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god

Lady Gaga picking up a smoothie via a horse, is the definition of extra I aspire to be

reblog if ur a fish whore

my last two brain cells

This legit looks like a porn

sometimes……….not letting a franchise die at its natural conclusion………………..is worse

People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People