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Art by Wavesheep. Part I | Part II | Part III.

Black fire

This is so wild.

There's an art installment in Columbus, OH that we visited called Otherworld and one of the rooms used lighting like this and it was absolutely WILD. (I have no idea what they used to do it but this reminded me of it.) Everything in the room including every person was in those sepia tones and walking out of the room was a trip.

I laughed at this for, like, WAY too long and woke the entire house.

This I can never unsee. I will forever see this.

i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is loosing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

OH NO YOU DON'T

oh my jeezusFUCK ok LOOK

ONE

nothing wrong with me

TWO

nothing wrong with me

THREE

NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

FOUR

DON'T TURN TOO QUICK LEST THE CRABBIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOORRR

The Boys, unlike other species of men, have strong communal bonds and if you ever get one you NEED to get at least 2 or 3 others for them to socialize with. A single The Boys will suffer from depression and will naturally start screaming out his discord handle to attract other The Boys.

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When are we going to hold him accountable for all this

Nope. This can only be posted on Wednesday March 22nd. So I’m gonna schedule it.

(This was scheduled back in 2019 btw. Hi, future!)

Hello! I'm going to teach you how to get whatever cursor you want.

First, figure out what you want as a cursor. I'm going to be changing mine to a Skyrim mouse.

So first you get a picture of whatever you want, as clean as possible:

Open your favorite art program and clean it up, then save as a png:

Then go here and convert it to a .cur file. Make sure there's no gap between the corner of the arrow and the corner of the png.

Next you go to Control Panel:

Select Mouse from the list:

Then go to the Pointers tab and pick whichever mouse cursor you want to replace.

Click "Browse..." and find the .cur file you made earlier:

And voila! I now have a Skyrim cursor.

You may have to tinker with the size a bit to get the point to be accurate. If that happens, just resize your png and convert to .cur again.

Happy customization!

reblogging this again cause last time i just prev-ed but now that i have done this i know where to do it lol

the prev had pointed out if you dont save your .cur in the cursor folder then your cursor might just reset to default when you restart your pc

this is where you save your .cur! i now have an undertale soul cursor

I've never rooted for someone harder! You can do it man!

Unmute !

I can hear his words

Shoutout to everyone who has died and come back sluttier each time

This is one of those posts where I feel like I'm doing others and myself a disservice by not sharing. I wish someone had shown me this a long time ago.

Maybe I'd be having to do less work to break out of this shell, now.

Star Trek costumes (1967)

For all the stealth archers out there...

For … research…. Purposes

Other Companies trying to stay relevant: *post a tweet or tiktok three weeks late*

Tumblr: *designs and markets a vanilla extract water bottle*

ok everyone we had a good run but it’s time to cancel the meme now

Tumblr has been actively losing money, can’t attract worthwhile advertisers, and can’t support influencers. This is the bare minimum the business can do otherwise. Although I would agree that @relientk needs recognition (although legally speaking tumblr is our publisher).

Yeah I mean….tumblr DOES kinda need money to function as a site. And they could go about it in the malicious and invasive ways that other social media sites (such as twitter and facebook) are doing, but instead they’re offering fun features like gifting crabs or buying rainbow checkmarks that don’t have a negative impact on your experience if you choose not to purchase, and turning tumblr staples and jokes into merch that people can buy.

I mean, I would like a free bottle because I’m the source of the vanilla extract meme and wasn’t even aware they were selling a water bottle until people began tagging me, but I’m all for them selling cool merchandise that keeps the site up and running.

update: he got one!

Tumblr users, please. PLEASE.

PLEASE.

Stop reacting to Tumblr and AO3 moneymaking the same way or worse than how you react to other corporations. Tumblr is losing money and is doing it’s damnedest to not be absolutely covered with ads. Nobody is forcing you to buy the goddamned water bottle. This IS a really cool thing they’re doing. They’re showing us they care and are paying attention. I personally think that’s kinda cool.

Also like.

OP of the meme went “I don’t need paid, but I would like this token” and Tumblr went “reasonable, we can do that” and did it.

Facebook likely would have banned him for daring to suggest vanilla extract wasn’t something shit out of Mark Zuckerberg’s divine asshole.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.

People still can’t figure out the simple notion of “pirate Disney movies and AAA games, don’t pirate indie works”. It’s either one or the other, no middle ground, nuance has been taken behind the woodshed and shot between the eyes.