I WANT TO BELIEVE

“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”

I’m WHEEZING.

This is me at every family gathering.

i have such a wide range of emotions, including

Apollo 16 splashes down in the Pacific Ocean on April 27, 1972. (via)

return of pretty boy 3.1.16

me: becomes mayor me: becomes senator me: becomes governor me: becomes president me: “I want brendon urie to perform at the inaugural ball” me: “also I need to meet with him beforehand” brendon: “oh wow madame president I’m honored” me: “cut the shit and tell me right fucking now if ryden was real or I’m deporting your ass I swear to god I’ll do it”