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The Osm Club

@tessaractwasp / tessaractwasp.tumblr.com

"I am osm you are osm to if you wont you can jon my osm club" -My 6 y/o sister
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inkskinned

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

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Here is my opinion as a recruiter (of course recruiting is highly subjective and everyone has their own biases in hiring)

1. If its your first job after a gap, don't say its a health reason. They will probably not ask more but they'll probably mentally downgrade you because 'Are they really okay to come back to work?' If it's further back, it'll be less of an issue. This goes triple for any job that is physical.

2. Depending on hiring person, I find 'I was caring for a family member full time' to be a good reason for a gap that I won't question.

3. If you have the opportunity while in a gap, get a certification or degree. Then you can use that as a reason for your gap and it could potentially turn the view of that gap from negative to positive.

4. If you have a "good" reason, most people understand. I speak to people daily who were a Covid layoff and we don't count this gap against them. I also sometimes talk to people who have to explain gaps around 2008 with "Well that was during the financial crisis" and I go say no more I understand.

4. If you don't have a "good" reason, pretend you do. Don't lie but make it sound like the gap was a thing you chose. "I had the opportunity after leaving my last job to take a few months before looking for work again." "I was able to work on building my home business (Ebay, etsy, etc), but now I'm looking for something more stable."

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toebeens

These are all really great and very helpful, thanks for sharing!!!

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thefuzzydave

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.ย  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.ย  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.ย  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.ย  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making yourโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ..HORNโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.ย  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhereย โ€œin honor of her sacrificeโ€ because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.ย  People werenโ€™t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.ย  It did.ย  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.ย  People donโ€™t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, Iโ€™ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

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parakeet

Thinking about the sweets that got banned from primary school playgrounds when I was a kid cus the little guys in the packaging looked like they were boning fruit

it was these ones

โ€œlooked likeโ€

in my defense this happened like 2 decades ago and i was like 7 i knew they were pretty bad but i dont remember them being that explicit please understand

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bobacupcake

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda withย โ€œi want this on a tshirtโ€ knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

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pinkieperil

And the next stepโ€ฆ

There is so much awesome in this postโ€ฆ Like, using freaking DISNEY to attack illegal art resellersโ€ฆ that is Next Level Chaotic Good right there

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COVID is slowly becoming a "third world" disease. While first world countries are hoarding vaccines, having doses for populations many times their size, third world countries can't get any because pharma companies want to sell to the first world countries first. Even then, first world countries will receive them first. While rich countries recover from COVID, they will forget about the pandemic while many other countries live the absolute worst moment of the pandemic without being able to vaccinate their population.

Watch also when some first world countries finish vaccinating their populations, they will turn to third world countries and "donate" or sell surplus vaccines. People in these countries will go "Oh how sweet! The government is donating vaccines to the poorer countries <3" when it was their hoarding that led to many, many third world citizens dying before they could even get vaccinated in the first place.

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if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

  • a wolfโ€™s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
  • wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
  • they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
  • a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop tryingย to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
  • a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
  • if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
  • young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and goย โ€œi can probably step on that with my full weightโ€ and then he will do it
  • letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

I wanna know who did this research.

well, i did!

in the interest of science, have tested & can confirm

people surprised we domesticated wolves apperantly dont realize we were made for each other, like two halves of one larger dork organism

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not to Discourse but Iโ€™m a cis man and my partner is an afab enby and if you call us aย โ€œstraight coupleโ€ I will personally come to your house tie you to a chair and make you listen to a podcast about gender identity on endless repeat

this is specifically @ the people who saw us at pride together and saw them wearing a โ€œTHEY/THEMโ€ button and still referred to them as my โ€œgirlfriendโ€ youโ€™re all cancelled thanks

itโ€™s called respecting queer people juice

y'know the really amazing thing about the notes on this post - apart from just the sheer number of people who are, like, viscerally terrified of the existence of a person who isnโ€™t cis - is how many of them are responding to things that arenโ€™t here. specifically, youโ€™ll notice I said nothing about my sexuality. I didnโ€™t say I identified as non-het, or that I considered myself part of the LGBTQIA community. on the flip side, I also didnโ€™t give you any reason to believe Iโ€™m not bi, or that Iโ€™ve never been in a relationship with a cis man. y'all know nothing about my sexuality from this post and you donโ€™t need to and Iโ€™m not going to tell you about it now because! this post! was not! about me!

it was about respecting my partnerโ€™s identity. and the fact that they donโ€™t get that respect from people in the exact community that they should be able to count on getting it from.

ie, you.

they are not het or cis, and no relationship they are in will ever be a โ€œstraight relationshipโ€ because they. are not. het. or. cis.

everyone in the notes gatekeeping me because Iโ€™m โ€œnot oppressedโ€? I never said I was. the person youโ€™re really attacking and invalidating by shitting on this post is them, a pansexual nonbinary person who is unerasably queer.

huh. itโ€™s almost as if the whole โ€œwe canโ€™t let straight men use queerness to worm their way into our communityโ€ discourse is just an excuse to hate trans people, isnโ€™t it.

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runcibility

Hey OP? Youโ€™re great, and I hope you and your partner are doing great.

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w33d-witch

I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and theyโ€™re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

A baby

VS an adult

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and Iโ€™m very pleased

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severalowls

Limbo is just filled with these. Purgoatory if you will.

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teaboot

Lambo

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