Actual footage of me throwing up in the bathroom at a party.
How do I delete the internet?
😣😣😣😣
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.
The Purge: Season’s Greetings.
But remember, she landed just fine and so will you.
Incredible
AAAAAAGH WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR THIS PUN TO CROSS MY PATH?
Saw a post earlier about how science diagrams look like shitposts and immediately thought of this
D I S R E S P E C T Y O U R S U R R O U N D I N G S
No offence but oh my god
I can’t Stop ducking kaughifnbdhdhdhdhdhsBHhshshd
friendly reminder that if youre mean to tigger i WILL pull your whole spine out of you