Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.
what it's like to play animal crossing
I met a fourth grader and her name was yue, and she was like ‘yea I’m named after a character from avatar the last air bender cause my parents are huge nerds’ and all I said was ‘that’s rough buddy’ and she beamed at me and I’m pretty sure I made her day lmao
“how the fuck can a fourth grader be named after The Last Airbender, that was only a few years ago” he thought, moments before the all-consuming despair at the passage of time took hold
Small Psyduck not confident yet with his swimming skills :]
never knew i had so much in common w snails tbh
me taking another pointless personality quiz to find out what type of moss i am: oh the audience in my head is gonna love this
brad: *nonsense* claire: uh huh
i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked
“we are looking for passionate individuals who want to make a difference in their community”
it’s a grocery store
my entire life is an example of idiot plot
why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails
being sleepy is part of my personality
acting like ‘everytime we touch’ is the only cascada song that bangs is ‘evacuate the dancefloor’ erasure
I had to recreate the song from scratch just to make this joke so you’re welcome lmao