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Fuckin Rad

@dontfuxwitaubrey / dontfuxwitaubrey.tumblr.com

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thesofthuman

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

Guys reblog this, you deserve good things after all the shit you’ve gone through.

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“no one ever talks about the heartbreak between two people who still love one another, and so I thought they never really happened but jesus christ, baby, I miss you more than any words can comprehend”

— cheekyjake

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Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.

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This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics

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clevermanka

When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.

As foolish as the idea was it impressed me on some level

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I was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where I got her and I said she was adopted from a shelter.

Boy: Have you told her yet? Me: What? Boy: Have you told her that she’s adopted? Me: Yes, she knows. Boy: That’s good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.

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