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(( Hi, my name is Azzy and I forgot this blog existed. That’s totally my fault, and the lack of muse is mine too. Since it’s the new year, I’m going to try to actually be active on this blog now, along with my other two. I’m really sorry for the inactivity, but I hope to change that. Hit me up if you’d like to thread! ))
MARK VINCENT HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU
How do you know? He never takes his fucking clothes off.
NO ONE KNOWS.
So is THAT why Sylvia calls you Markiebear?
I was under the impression she called me that because I was like a teddy bear, friend... And not in that fashion.
Do you wax any of the hair on your body or do you just keep it in its natural state?
Goodness friend, must I answer..?
....Natural.
Did you and Sylvia do cute couples costumes for Halloween? You two totally seem like that kind of couple.
Oh my, yes! We were always the talk of parties when we’d come in coordinated outfits~.
HOW MUCH CHEST HAIR
The.. The normal amount? Oh gosh, what even is that?
So I'm thinking sexy lumberjack for your first photo spread? Can you grow a beard?
... Yes, I believe I can~.
How old are you, Mr. Vincent?
Oh my well, I’ll be 40 fairly soon~.
Show just your abs then? :c
Oh goodness, no.
Okay but what about a sexy clothed calendar? You could still look all seductive in clothes.
I can do clothed, oh yes! And it would be for a good cause~.
Soooo you like your women with plenty of curves, if Sylvia is any indication.
W-Well gosh, I suppose I do. Sylvia was and is the most beautiful buttercup I know~
SHOW US THE NIP NOPS
NEVER.
You could always raise money for your family and town by doing a sexy calendar photoshoot. It's totally a million dollar idea.
... If that involves nudity, that’s a definite screech from me, friend.
((Hey if you are an wtnv rper or willing to rp with someone from that fandom would you please reblog this for me so that I could follow you? Thank you.))
Have you broke the news to your kids yet?
I.. I don’t have the heart to, friend.
So you DID run out of money then?
I didn’t run out, per se... But gosh friend, we are... running low. Oh my.
