Not Your Average Hooker

He still needs little arms and a bodacious hairdo, but may I present to you - a tribute to a legend in my own way - Ziggy Stardust. "And the stars look very different today." See you in the stars, Bowie. #DavidBowie #Bowie #Ziggy #ZiggyStardust #Glam #Crochet #Crocheted #Crocheting #CrochetPlush #Plush #Plushie #WIP

Coming along... Took a break to go watch The Force Awakens for the 4th time! STILL GREAT! #BB8 #BB8Droid #Droid #Crochet #Crocheted #Crocheting #CrochetPlush #StarWars #TheForceAwakens #Cute #ForceAwakens #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #StuffedAnimal #Plush #Plushie #Handmade #Amigurumi #StarWarsPlush #StarWarsFan #StarWarsNerd

Uh oh. Who's this creeping around Not Your Average Hooker headquarters? #BB8 #BB8Droid #Droid #Crochet #Crocheted #Crocheting #CrochetPlush #StarWars #TheForceAwakens #Cute #ForceAwakens #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #StuffedAnimal #Plush #Plushie #Handmade #Amigurumi #StarWarsPlush #StarWarsFan #StarWarsNerd

Who will be the next nerdy tubby plush?! You decide! Comment with your favorite character from #StarWars #TheForceAwakens to cast your vote! #StarWars #EpisodeVII #ForceAwakens #Crochet #Crocheted #Crocheting #Plush #CrochetPlush #Plushie #StuffedAnimal #Rey #KyloRen #Bb8 #Finn #FN2187 #PoeDameron #MazKanata #CaptainPhasma #SupremeLeader #Snoke #GeneralHux #Stormtrooper

Princess Leia Hair / Leia Buns Ear Muff Headband custom order! Excuse the face, I had to snap quick pics to rush ship these muffs! #crochet #crocheted #crocheting #starwars #leia #princessleia #generalleia #leiaorgana #princessleiabuns #hair #muffs #starwarslove #princessleiahair #earmuffs #crochetwip #geek #nerd #handmade #notyouraveragehooker #nyahooker #starwarsnerd

My anaconda don't want none unless you got Leia buns, Hun. Finishing up some very special Princess Leia Hair Bun Ear Muffs for my girl @ashtexperience! Can you believe it's only a few more days until Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens comes out?! I've got my tickets for the 17th! #crochet #crocheted #crocheting #starwars #leia #princessleia #generalleia #leiaorgana #princessleiabuns #hair #starwarslove #princessleiahair #earmuffs #crochetwip #geek #nerd #handmade #notyouraveragehooker #nyahooker #starwarsnerd

Cthulhu "Angel" Christmas Tree Topper Custom ordered Cthulhus available for $65 with shipping included (on US orders) for 2016. Comment, DM or email NotYourAverageHooker on gmail and I'll create a custom order listing on #Etsy just for you! *Color is a little washed out. Cthulhu is made with soft-to-the-touch washable bright kelly green yarn. #crochet #crocheted #crochettentacles #cthulhu #cthulhumythos #mythical #mythicalcreature #callofcthulhu #hplovecraft #lovecraft #plush #plushes #crochetplush #handmade #gift #smallbusiness #nh #christmastreetopper #treetopper #angel #christmas #nyahooker #notyouraveragehooker

It's a Cthulhu "Angel" Christmas Tree Topper! Thanks H.P. Lovecraft and nerds for the undersea creature's increasing popularity and thanks @sujigoose for ordering this super fun piece! #crochet #crocheted #crochettentacles #cthulhu #cthulhumythos #mythical #mythicalcreature #callofcthulhu #hplovecraft #lovecraft #plush #plushes #crochetplush #handmade #customgift #smallbusiness #nh #christmastreetopper #treetopper #angel #christmas #nyah #nyahooker #notyouraveragehooker

Check out this oversized baby blanket I made recently! A custom order for @ashtexperience for her sister! Gotta make one for myself now! Happy Small Business Saturday! #SmallBusinessSaturday #Crochet #Crocheted #Crocheting #ShopSmall #ShopLocal #NotYourAverageHooker #NYAHooker #NYAH #BabyBlanket #Afghan #CrochetBlanket #Ripple #Chevron #Chevrons #ChevronBlanket #Forest #Woodlands #Unisex #ForestColors