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the more I think about it, the more I am convinced that this counts as the most successful military maneuver of all time: they incurred NEGATIVE CASULTIES

“Just give it to me straight-how many did we lose?”

“None but we gained a Kyle.”

@pipewrench-scratch

As opposed to Poland who conscripted a literal bear

Imagine transferring into a unit and a bear just walks by carrying a case of explosives.

Fat Fred

(via Dahlcat)

el gato mas gordo 

Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available

Motherfucker ultimate

We just gonna gloss over “he sits on small children”? 🤣

Went to Ikea with my brother the other day and found my new religion

Shark Jesus

Jesus Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Keeping the Tigers entertained

Winner winner, red meat dinner🐯

I like how there’s the one tiger in the background just sitting there. “I’ll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.”

I love how politely they’re taking turns

Oh thank god someone finally did this

SMALL KINDNESSES

Danusha Laméris

I’ve been thinking about the way, when you walk  down a crowded aisle, people pull in their legs to let you by. Or how strangers still say “bless you” when someone sneezes, a leftover  from the Bubonic plague. “Don’t die,” we are saying. And sometimes, when you spill lemons from your grocery bag, someone else will help you pick them up. Mostly, we don’t want to harm each other. We want to be handed our cup of coffee hot, and to say thank you to the person handing it. To smile at them and for them to smile back. For the waitress to call us honey when she sets down the bowl of clam chowder, and for the driver in the red pick-up truck to let us pass. We have so little of each other, now. So far from tribe and fire. Only these brief moments of exchange. What if they are the true dwelling of the holy, these fleeting temples we make together when we say, “Here, have my seat,” “Go ahead--you first,” “I like your hat.”

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

This is my favorite post

Baklava =/= Balaclava

Lmfao

This post honestly keeps getting better

@jaygil21105

Oh this pure goodness

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

♪ The night we met There was magic abroad In the air There were angels Dining at the Ritz And a nightingale sang In Berkeley Square ♪

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

So… Theoretically… I could yerd a whipjack for letting my unlingable balbriggan end up in a roddikin

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

Oh here it is again. The best video ever

@ltsv

If I don’t reblog this when it appears on my dash, assume I’m dead.