when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

#THE KNOTTING AT THE END OF THE AO3 IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE

E-ecchi!!! You can think naughty things even in this situation?! You’re a beast!

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★New Social Game! ★

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Me when playing sims

Remove the pool ladder 🙆🏻

COLLEGE TIPS

1. Don’t call your upperclassmen “senpai”. 2. Don’t. 3. Ever.

Hahahahaha made my day xD pattyheartache

Don't tell me what to doooooooooo~~~~~~(≧▽≦)/~┴┴ awesomaki

HOW THE FUCK 

Mindblow ＼(゜ロ＼)(／ロ゜)／

Happy Birthday, Kotoko. What do you want for your present?

All my red hot, hotties~ 

(I never used to love the color red, but now I do!) ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ

This is why my fav color is red ^.^

WTF are you doing!?

FINSIH HIM!!!

Goat Attack

Never mess with goats

XD

"With great power comes great responsibility."

*sounds of Greek gods laughing in the background.*

So true XD