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I ain't even got friends feel like everyone's fake

@batgirlbethany / batgirlbethany.tumblr.com

Hey, welcome! I'm Bethany. 25, Ohio. Self described punk, bb fangirl, pun witch, dog mom, and married to the best person. INFP
. . . . . . . . and also depressed like 95% of the time. Title credit to Corpse Husband, song Miss You.
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Other Companies trying to stay relevant: *post a tweet or tiktok three weeks late*

Tumblr: *designs and markets a vanilla extract water bottle*

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lacefuneral

ok everyone we had a good run but it’s time to cancel the meme now

Tumblr has been actively losing money, can’t attract worthwhile advertisers, and can’t support influencers. This is the bare minimum the business can do otherwise. Although I would agree that @relientk needs recognition (although legally speaking tumblr is our publisher).

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relientk

Yeah I mean….tumblr DOES kinda need money to function as a site. And they could go about it in the malicious and invasive ways that other social media sites (such as twitter and facebook) are doing, but instead they’re offering fun features like gifting crabs or buying rainbow checkmarks that don’t have a negative impact on your experience if you choose not to purchase, and turning tumblr staples and jokes into merch that people can buy.

I mean, I would like a free bottle because I’m the source of the vanilla extract meme and wasn’t even aware they were selling a water bottle until people began tagging me, but I’m all for them selling cool merchandise that keeps the site up and running.

update: he got one!

Tumblr users, please. PLEASE.

PLEASE.

Stop reacting to Tumblr and AO3 moneymaking the same way or worse than how you react to other corporations. Tumblr is losing money and is doing it’s damnedest to not be absolutely covered with ads. Nobody is forcing you to buy the goddamned water bottle. This IS a really cool thing they’re doing. They’re showing us they care and are paying attention. I personally think that’s kinda cool.

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In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[working link]

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

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nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head

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prokopetz

Box jellyfish are like somebody deliberately set out to create the most fucked up jellyfish they possibly could. Like, it's not enough that they're one of the only families of jellyfish that have true image-forming eyes (i.e., as opposed to light-sensing eyespots), and that they exhibit complex, goal-directed movement, they also sport an apparently unique form of venom whose recorded symptoms include "a sensation of impending doom". A box jellyfish will see you, chase you down, and give you a case of existential dread. What the fuck.

just like the IRS

just like the IRS

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starpeace

tumblr my year in review is so boring. like yeah my posts which got notes got notes. i know that. i have an activity page i have top posts. do you think they put this together in the literal days since spotify wrapped

they should’ve started drama. they should’ve done which of your mutuals did you reblog from most to least

call out your like to reblog ratio this year.

pit mutual against mutual in a game of ‘did they reblog your posts more than you did theirs?’.

number of times your pfp and banner has changed.

what post did you reblog the most?

top users you reblogged from without following list.

so many high effort ideas

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reblog to give the person you rb'd this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

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Was I supposed to know Eric Andre is bisexual or was I just supposed to find that out in an article about him being racial profiled from a month ago?

does this look like something out of his comfort zone

To be fair the only time I've seen him out of his comfort zone it was when a bear broke his desk

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kiss-my-piss

Resources for Male Victims of Abuse

How to Recognize Abuse

Help Lines (Phone and Text Chat)

National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233 (or 1-800-787-3224 for TTY)

National Dating Abuse Hotline: 1-866-331-9474

National Sexual Assault Hotline: 1-800-656-4673

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-237-8255

Domestic Abuse Helpline for Men: 1-888-743-5754 (US and Canada)

Hopeline Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-784-2433

National Hotline for Victims of Crimes: 1-855-484-2846

National Human Trafficking Hotline: 1-888-373-7888

Polaris Human Trafficking Text Line: Text “BEFREE” to 233733

Support Groups

Pandora’s Aquarium - Chat (includes chats specifically for men)

Pandora’s Aquarium - Forums (includes forums specifically for men)

How to Find a Shelter

Domestic Shelters Search (shelter locator with filters to find shelters specifically for male survivors)

SAFE (located in Austin, TX, but states they can help people find resources/shelters in their area)

How to Find a Therapist

Resources for and About the Abuse of Kids/Teens

Love is Respect Hotline: 1-866-331-9474 (Hotline for teens)

Darkness to Light Helpline (Sexual Abuse): 1-866-367-5444

Darkness to Light Text Line: Text “LIGHT” to 741741

ChildHelp USA National Child Abuse Hotline: 1-800-422-4453

Children of the Night Hotline (Children in Prostitution): 1-800-551-1300

National Runaway Safeline: 1-800-786-2929

Covenant House Nineline (Homeless Youth): 1-800-999-9999

Stop it Now Hotline: 1-888-773-2362 (for adults concerned about the welfare of a child)

Jennifer Ann’s Group (for teens experiencing dating violence)

Other Resource Lists 

(While I tried to include the most helpful resources I could here (i.e., resources that lend themselves to one-on-one communication, individual reading, etc.), there are plenty of other great resources, including regional resources, listed in these links. Some of the resources are specific to men and others aren’t, but they are all helpful for male survivors.)

**Male Survivor (regional, international, and online resources)

**Help for Guys: Help for Victims (some resources for men, many general resources)

This is so important. 

SLAMS that reblog

Stay safe and get help boys! <3

BOOST.

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lazyasks

simple & soft asks. send me a number!

  1. What did you dream about last night?
  2. What is your favorite color?
  3. Do you feel more connected to the moon or the sun?
  4. Have you ever wished on a shooting star?
  5. Name a movie that makes you genuinely laugh.
  6. When’s the last time you felt like you were floating?
  7. What do you enjoy daydreaming about most?
  8. Do you believe in guardian angels?
  9. What’s a smell that reminds you of home?
  10. What is something (or someone) you’re in love with?
  11. Describe the memory of the last time you felt true happiness.
  12. Name a song that makes you feel ethereal.
  13. What’s your ideal summer aesthetic?
  14. Talk about one of your most cherished childhood memories.
  15. Talk about something exciting or good that happened to you this year.
  16. Where do you feel most at home?
  17. What is something you own that is important to you? What makes it so important?
  18. Do you believe dreams have meanings or are they completely random?
  19. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  20. What’s the sweetest thing someone has done for you?
  21. Do you believe in mermaids?
  22. What do you like most about nature?
  23. What’s your zodiac sign? Do you think you fit the general characteristics of that sign?
  24. Are you more of a hopeless romantic or realist?
  25. What’s a song that gives off good vibes anytime you listen to it?
  26. Do you usually remember your dreams?
  27. Have you ever written a love letter?
  28. Name a book you don’t mind reading over and over.
  29. Do you collect anything? And what are some hobbies you have?
  30. What do you do to feel at peace?
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