more ppl to carry lau away from fights pls and thank

Quotes all from the fox TV series Legion

• “ I can’t stay here.  “
• “ Careful, I bite. “
• “ I’m just trying to help you see the truth.”
• “ You feel feel isolated by the world. “
• “  Everyone loves dogs. “
• “  You were adopted. “
•  “ It’s time for your meds. “
• “ Who teaches us to be normal when we’re one of a kind? “
• “ So much power. “
• “  Be careful, it wears a human face. “
• “  What does that mean? “
• “ It’s rewriting their memories. “
• “  My whole life is a lie. “
• “  It will be fun. Kick some ass. Save the girl. Get a snack. “
• “  I think I know what I am. “
• “  We share. “
• “ Everyone here says I’m sane. What if they’re wrong? “
• “ You’re supposed to be my friend. “
• “ What do you mean? Why are you doing this? “
• “ No-I’m not sick. I have abilities. “
• “ I’m not alone anymore. “
• “  And what’s the good news? “
• “  Why am I so important? “
• “ You want to fix them so you can use them? “
• “  We’re at war, and we’re losing. “
• “ They think they can save you. “
• “ It’s sweet, really. “
• “  That bitch’s secrets have secrets. “
• “ Could you, maybe, not break everything this time? “
• “  No one knows for sure if it exists, but I have proof. “
• “  Control may be an overstatement. “
• “  I have to know. Are you real? “
• “  We’re having a romance of the mind. “
• “ I gotta say, not cool, man. “
• “  Don’t give a newbie a bazooka and then be surprised when they blows shit up. “
• “  They’re coming and they’re gonna kill you. “
• “  Don’t worry about me. It’s you that’s got problems. “
• “ I didn’t do - it was they power - I think. “
• “  How do you feel now? “
• “  Why are all the hots ones so crazy? “
• “ OK. Find me at dinner. “
• “  Do you think I did this? “
• “  You’ve got what the kids these days call moxie. “
• “ I’m fine, I’m fine. I’m calm. I just had a bad dream. “
• “ Something new needs to happen - soon. “
• “ There’s pie, at  lunch.”
• “ You’re afraid of me. “
• “ I’m insane, you idiot. “
• “ I like to think i’m a time traveler. “
• “  It’s okay. I got you.”
• “ I knew your father “
• “ I have to know. Is this… is this real? “
• “ Are you happy, here? “

“It feels like you’re staring.”

“Why did I need to know this?”

the only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage

• “Sit tight.”
• “Now we’re making some progress.”
• “I believe this may call for a proper introduction.”
• “We’re still so young– desperate for attention.”
• “We’ll pick back up on that on another page.”

london beckoned songs about money written by machines

• “Stop stalling.”
• “You better back your shit up.”
• “It’s time for us to take a chance.”
• “We’re just a wet dream for the webzine.”
• “The weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of: A. Indifference or B. Disinterest.”

nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks

• “Watch your mouth.”
• “Your speech is slurred enough that you just might swallow your tongue.”
• “Prescribed pills to offset the shakes, to offset the pills…”
• “You know you should take it a day at a time.”
• “I am alone in this bed, house, and head.”

camisado

• “This was no accident.”
• “It sure as hell ain’t normal, but we deal.”
• “The anesthetic never set in.”
• “You’re a regular decorated emergency.”
• “The camera caught you causing a commotion [on the gurney] again.”

time to dance

• “That’s just ridiculously odd.”
• “She sure is gonna get it.”
• “Have some composure.”
• “You’re pulling the trigger all wrong.”
• “Give me envy; give me malice; give me your attention.”

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

• “Am I who you think about in bed?”
• “Then think of what you did– and how I hope to God he was worth it.”
• “I’ve got [more wit / a better kiss / a hotter touch / a better fuck].”
• “Sweetie, you had me.”
• “Did you really think I’d let you kill this chorus?”

but it’s better if you do

• “I’m of consenting age.”
• “Isn’t this exactly where you’d like me?”
• “I’m exactly where you’d like me, you know.”
• “Well, I’m afraid that I.. Well, I may have faked it.”
• “[And] I wouldn’t be caught dead in this place.”

i write sins not tragedies

• “What a beautiful wedding!”
• “And yes, but what a shame– The poor groom’s bride is a whore.”
• “Haven’t you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?”
• “It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.”
• “This calls for a toast!”

i constantly thank god for esteban

• “Forgive our sins.”
• “You’ll be thy witness.”
• “If you’re gonna preach, for God’s sake, preach with conviction!”
• “Don’t you get it?”
• “We sure are in for a show tonight.”

there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet

• “Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman.”
• “I’m wrecking this evening already, and loving every minute of it.”
• “I’m the new cancer, never looked better– you can’t stand it!”
• “I bet to them, your name is ‘Cheap’.”
• “Oh, choke back tears and keep telling yourself that ‘I’m a diva!’.”

build god, then we’ll talk

• “It’s these substandard motels on the corner of 4th and Fremont Street.”
• “Any practiced Catholic would cross themselves upon entering.”
• “That virgin.. Yes, the one the lawyer met with on ‘strictly business’.”
• “After he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact.”
• “There was a terrible crash.”

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