AlyiahRyah

Dear God in heaven

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

i really fcking hate whoever first made this post! like seriously… im tired of coming across it 😤 ima always hit reblog tho cuz fck that

This the first post I seen reach 2 mill, imma still reblog tho, sry not sry

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

ASTRO FACT: When you wish upon a star… it probably won’t care. Stars are generally pretty grumpy and go through a lot.

I don’t know the context for this, but it isn’t necessary. A more truthful ad has never been printed.

what did this bird do

I wish i had context on this 

here u go

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

I’ve had the ‘I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip’ picture saved on my computer for years, and I have NEVER SEEN THE REST OF THESE.

I’m so pleased.

I have this book, and it is one of the funniest things in my life.

Family gathering.

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.

reblog if you love aunt carol

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

This gives me anxiety. (via srirachaflash)

“The pale blue dot”, that’s us…

Tender, it’s how people meat.

Wow

when my POC and Latino friends invite me over for dinner

I AM SCREAMING OMFG

They finally learning to clapback!!!

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf