“before you came into my life i missed you so bad” is a raw fucking line and the world just passed it off as bubblegum pop nonsense... what the fuck

Guilty as charged.

why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious

This finally clears things up.

Who wants to fuck

ing run me over with a bus

BELUGA BABE

beluga buss it open

Wwe lie To team - ~ vaan (Forex) Throughout history, sailors have mistaken Beluga Wales for mermaids because of their human-like knees.

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I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

I just had a fucking stroke

Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.

Um wat

turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names

most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. 

Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  

po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. 

tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. 

scandals galore in that damn superdome. 

A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.

I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.

…. 

*Stares*

…Why?

If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.

Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together

god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve

Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?

TINKY WANKY OMFG IM DE AD

This website takes teletubbie baby making way too seriously. I wouldn’t have it any other way

Find someone that accepts all sides of you.

May all of you have your bills paid on time and have money left over to spend on you

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

You dont have to make the sandwitch

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

He was very scared

save him

I just DIED

“Hey. Funny seeing you out here.”

Oh ok,I thought I was having a stroke