@October

Please…girl…I’m beggin you

Women are from Mars, and men are from Venus.

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I GOT A GIANT PENIS

BIG DICK ENERGY

Quantum Dick Energy.

thriller

here’s bongocat playing thriller

Somebody airdropped this to me in class…

sorry ive been distant lately its because ive been distant lately

me, introducing myself: it is i, your local asshole

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

who decided skeletons are scary like ???? you have a skeleton do not be afraid of u

if there was a meat man running at me at high speeds i’d be hyperventilating

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

I’M SCREAMING

13 Goals of a Witch

1) Know yourself

2) Know your craft

3) Learn and grow

4) Apply knowledge with wisdom

5) Achieve balance

6) Keep your words in good order

7) Keep your thoughts in good order

8) Celebrate life

9) Attune with the cycles of the Earth

10) Breathe and eat correctly

11) Exercise the body

12) Meditate

13) Honor your deities

Straight outta Scott Cunningham’s Book of Shadows. He’s the OG

^ True, I checked.

If y'all need proof: You can find this PDF of the book here, and while some are reworded the only different one is #6; “Resist temptations” [SC] vs “Keep your words in good order“.  These may have been made more generic and ‘for the masses’ but 12/13 are near if not direct quotes.

The same ones you love will bring you pain

We must stay strong.