what the flark

Mika owns eurovision see yall next year in his backyard

the epic highs (mika) and lows (uk in the lead) of eurovision 2022

people of europe, as always, you have much to fix

Every European rn :

me @ the contestants rn

you either die a hero (win eurovision with a song in your native language) or live long enough to see yourself become the villain (perform a song in english in your own country the next year)

same

moldova is like the only country who consistently understands just what eurovision is about they kill it every year

Me and the squad going to get a kebab at 3 am

"Mum, can we watch IT?" "We have IT at Eurovision." IT at Eurovision:

IT: Chapter 3

rule nº1 of eurovision : no ballad unless there’s something slightly homoerotic going on

ballads in languages that are not engish are on thin fuckin ice

hang on babe let me just transcribe my last terrified words into this journal so the next adventurer that enters this crypt will have some semblance of environmental storytelling

if i had the honour of knowing tony stark i would simply love and cherish him

rip to mcu steve rogers but i'm different

i made my ideas into reality, and then i recreated myself the exact same way! i’m an idea. my own idea. i’m the invincible iron man.