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I Fancy You

@svthbs-blog / svthbs-blog.tumblr.com

"This is Eli they're too gay to function"
15/genderfluid/pansexual
Proud member of the Emo Lesbian Cult & the Nonbinary Biker Gang
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I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

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4lienmatt

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

we can reblog while we wait for Sherlock series 4.

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kriskenshin
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season12cas

shoutout to everyone who goes out wearing jeans cause they don’t feel comfortable wearing shorts. to everyone wearing long sleeves cause they don’t like wearing shirts or tops. to everyone who’s afraid of getting of judged or laughed at because of their appearance. you’re beautiful in any way and nobody’s shitty opinion is going to change that. stay hydrated, i’m in this with you

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if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.

Source: kingsleyyy
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reblogged

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

The king’s son becomes the new king, and is prophesied to defeat evil and bring an age of prosperity. His generals and knights all crack their knuckles but he pretty much ignores them and focuses on strengthening the infrastructure of his kingdom. Forty years later he is old and sick but still hearing his subjects’ grievances, and a general’s like “how will you defeat the prophesied evil now? You’re old and weak.” Another visitor, a teenager fresh out of the kingdom’s public education system, looks at the general like he is an ignoramus. The king eradicated poverty, housed the homeless, taught the ignorant, ended class exploitation by abolishing the nobility and imprisoning the corrupt, and established a highly respected guild of doctors that recently figured out how to cure the plague. There are no brigands because there is enough wealth for everyone to live comfortably; hiding in the woods and taking trinkets from people simply doesn’t make any sense for anyone but the desperate, and the people are not desperate. Evil is a weed, explains the teenager. It grows in cracked roads and crumbling houses and forgotten corners, rooted in indifference and watered by suffering. But the king demands that broken things be mended and suffering people be made well.

No evil lives in this kingdom, says the teenager. It starved to death before I was born.

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pros & cons of all netflix original shows

pro: gays
con: full two minute long opening credit sequences like it's cool the first time maybe netflix but why does it have to be so long like do a full run the first time fine but after that just flash us the title u know your audience is binge watching this anyway u practically invented the binge watch so why does the content you created specifically for your platform contain such excessively long credits that the viewer is just gonna skip over anyway come on now
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me casting evil spirits out of me home

“ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”

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night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew

Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.

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alicat2911

I would wear a pretty dress and walk

i actually wouldnt be scared to walk alone at night

haha wow isnt it sad that one sentence led to so many different thoughts 

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