I’m such a tease. I’ll tell you how bad I want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep.

story of my life

just wanna smoke blunts and fuck you

remember when michael was stuck in the states and luke signed the books as michael too

WARNING: CUTIE ON THE LOOSE.

LAST SEEN: BROWSING TUMBLR.

PROBABLY: READING THIS POST RIGHT NOW.

DESCRIPTION: IT’S YOU. YOU’RE THE CUTIE. PLACE YOURSELF UNDER ARREST IMMEDIATELY.

im not michael’s girlfriend but i feel like i need to book a flight to London right now ya know what im saying

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

I love me some anime, but some of these stupid things need a label that says “There might be some weird incest crap, we don’t know what’s up here, it’s gonna take like 30 episodes before you figure it out, what the crap.”

okay but being a michael girl has been so stressful lately like he sprained his ankle, then all the shit heads commenting on his weight, and now this like come on michael is an angel give the bOY A FUCKING BREAK

#protectmichaelcliffordatallcostssquad2kforever

I’m warning you now, if michael has any bald spots from the fire after hes recovered and you start making jokes about it ????? I will fucking deck you bc its a bloody serious situarion and also is probably gonna make him really uncomfortable and self conscious so dont you date say anything negative about him

The fact that there are fans from tonight’s show complaining that 5sos didn’t perform their encore absolutely disgusts me. Michael could be seriously hurt and you’re more worried about not seeing like two more songs. Get off your high horse and stop being so selfish 

BoctoreDre: Sleeping beauty @Luke5SOS 

Bless him omg 💕 Imagine being there, being his girlfriend. You would close the curtains, turn off all the lights, and quietly snuggle into him with a blanket, playing a movie on Netflix quietly in the background. You'd glance over at his face beside you, expressionless and peaceful in sleep. He's breathing heavily. You lean in and press a small kiss to his lips, and he stirs slightly, but only to pull you in closer and envelop you in his warm embrace.

HES SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE GOD HE TURNS ME ON

Well fuck my ass and call me Michael’s bitch.

the disrespect guys

the fuckboii in his prime

676/? - every pic of ashton/5sos in my phone before I clear them out

Suffering Jesus Christ do you mind?? Can you not??