An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same
they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much
nothing is still the same as nothing
when yr paranoia is rlly vague so its just like
MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK
METTTTTTTHHHHHH
i really do like it when people tell me about themselves. it doesn’t matter what. it can be about their day, what they did that they found amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. i like knowing about people. in a way, it makes me feel like they trust me. you’re not bothering me with your rambling. i actually prefer to listen.
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.
Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not
Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater
Cryptozoology: As long as you have a blurry picture to prove you did
Why beatboxers can never cross the street (w/ Roman Campolo & Ismail Evans)
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Greys fucks me up!!!!!
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I dub them ‘Pretty Pitties’
A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST
omg i was looking at the photos one by one on mobile and i was like WHO’s PARTY IS THIS??? who are they??? why so many celebs???! then i saw the caption….
Normally I don’t post celebrities Instagrams but I think this is noteworthy.
When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
being alive is very………..Not Easy
Baby trying to eat hard food for the first time. Listen to his determination!!
PLEASE TURN SOUND ON
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