IF EUROPE DOESNT WANNA EAT VEGGIES AND P*SSY EUROPE CAN JUST EAT SHIT

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And still they didnt pass :/

i love "eurovision out of context" stuff because it implies they make more sense in context. they don't.

if anyone asks what eurovision is, just show them this picture

Them: How many different versions of the same suit do you wanna wear?

Mika:

you will be missed

I thought after Måneskin won we would get a bunch of Rock?? Like the fuck happend?

when no one in the squad knows what “business casual” means

"If they sold Eminem in Lidl, this would be it"

- Finnish commentator on Germany

when your project partners suck so you gotta do everything yourself

everyone: are the italians gay

german commentator: aw like two brothers

It was easier to contact the international space station than some European countries

come watch eurovision we got:

space furries with a grandma kink

pussy eating vegans

gay cowboy stripper on a mechanical bull

yoga class

stairs

personal parabolic antennas for great wifi

folklore and rock ‘n roll

magical portals

steampunk circus

hand washing cult

and last but not least, the jury