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hey there demons, it's me, ya boi

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| hi im danny | 24 | depressed dumbfuck | lgbt | witch | gamer | stoner | reptile keeper | does art sometimes | shit poster | they/them | i need friends |
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lokisasylum

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!

IT'S JULY!!!! KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!

TIME FOR HALLOWEEN~ TO TREND EVERYWHERE AGAIN!

🎃👻🦇🦉🕷🎃👻🎃👻🦇🦉🕷🎃👻🎃👻🦇🦉🕷🎃👻🎃👻🦇🦉🕷🎃👻🎃👻🦇🦉🕷🎃👻🎃👻🦇🦉🕷🎃👻🎃👻🦇🦉🕷🎃

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I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife”  but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

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doubleca5t

Sometimes you write a line and you’re just like “oh yeah, that’s a banger” and that is almost CERTAINLY what happened here

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bisco
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I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed

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On this 4th of july i would like to boost my tribe’s bee farm!! https://iowaybeefarm.com/ is their website! They sell honey, beeswax products, giant jars of bee pollen, lip balms and lotions!

pretty much everything is really cheap (much cheaper than it should be) and you can get a whole gift basket for 35 bucks!

It’s that time of year again! Buy some delicious honey while supporting indigenous businesses!!

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see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

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instead of whatever the hell that was, creulla should have spent like 20 minutes laying groundwork with scenes of her pampered and privileged childhood w/ voiceover from cruella like "my childhood was so hard. my parents couldn't afford luxury or nice things" and she's totally sincere but the video makes is clear that by "couldn't afford luxury" she means "couldn't afford more luxury" and her standard for comparison is her like, equally extravagantly wealthy neighbors or smth and then after that the rest of the movie is about her horribly evil and unethical rise through the fashion industry but we keep the unreliable narration w/ her internal justifications for why she's the good guy, actually

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galemalio

Op has the right idea.

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