I eat snakes for breakfast

And if your ass can't double jump then what the fuck are you doing at the gay boy Olympics

his chiropractor

here's my collab spread with ritsukotheloner @ twt for @opblondebombshells! read their work here I'm so excited to finally be able to share my works for the zine and make sure to check out everyone else's. [download link]

.....a growing collection.

woopsie!

Based on this tweet

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Tazzzzz🤌🏻💕🥰

This video✨😤

The vape. I feel that

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bonus:

POV: you’re going in the truck

There's a website that exists solely to let you compare One Piece characters' heights so please have Crocodile and his smol boyfriends for all of your reference needs.

Zoro's nickname for Sanji in LA is "waiter" LMAO

He can't call Sanji "Curly eyebrows" bc he doesn't have curly eyebrows 😭

She really showed up tits out bussy shaved facing the world, clocked estranged husband's signature hat, recognised estranged husband's stray child, slayed the estranged husband's stray child's boyfriend, then fucked off hips swaying to Shakira Shakira like are you crazy she's a freako she's everything I NEED HER BADLY

mihawk really went out of his way to hunt down shanks and his crew on a remote island beach just to give him luffy's wanted poster. a kid that shanks mentioned years before, presumably in passing. in his slutty little jacket with nothing underneath. hm

IN HIS SLUTTY LITTLE JACKET

My favorite part

I did these gifs myself because i was dying of waiting for someone to do it lmao I tried to cut them the best way possible;;

I share it, use them well 👁️👁️👌🏻 btw i need others, i cant find some scenes;;