welcome to Hell!

same energy

me: *has to get up early*

me at 1am:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

God bless the poor servers in that circle of hell.

i live for older girls who take care of you and give you advice on weird things w/o judging bc they’ve experienced it and are just so warm. my only goal in life is to be that for others one day

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

me, trying to figure out what to wear to pride:

country toads take me home

lead the way boys

a wholeass fuckin’ mood

My daughter’s reaction when holding her new baby sister. Much heavier than the dolls she practiced on. LOL

yeahitsquinn

Anytime a man speaks to me.

i have so many Feelings about the word ‘bitch’. i love when it’s used humorously (’i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch’), i love when it’s reclaimed (’i’m a boss-ass bitch’), i love when my female friends call me jokingly (‘listen here bitch’), but when a man says it? sirens, warning lights. when a man calls a woman it it comes with such hatred. it’s stabbing. it’s sharp and vile and it drips misogyny. it’s funny how the word can be fine 95% of the time and the other 5% of the time it genuinely fills me with fear

all frogs have halos they’re just not visible to the human eye