This is more punk than the whole of punk history.

I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).

Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.” 

Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]

Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

The thing that drives me nuts about the Kristen discourse is that she's running for president of the Augefort Adventuring academy. You know, the school named after the guy that once grew tall and grabbed the sun as a show of force (ribbon flying behavior) the same dude that keeps his x-rated life story in the library (healing by 69ing behavior) the same dude that turned himself into a bat to escape a conversation (hey girly pirouette behavior)

Kristen embodies the spirit of Arthur Augefort, has already saved the world multiple times, and has shown remarkable cleric abilities. She is the best choice.

the bad kids x insta accounts bc brainrot is real ✨💫

new episode = more bad kids tweets! i love this one

Work it grandma

OK I SAID WORK IT AND SHE REALLY DID

I think you mean, "Work it, GREAT grandma". And she does!

My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It

there won't be any results though because you just made it up

One time I made up a name for a character and after googling it discovered it was a Zimbabwean slur

the replies are killing me

occasional posts from users

reblog if you make occasional posts

Sometimes I still hear my voice

Keep telling everyone I'm dead

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

"her response was to be mad at us, and not to kill her parents?"

-adaine abernant, who committed patricide less than a year ago

and the thing is, it's not a bad point

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

dropout can do the funniest thing ever next week and just release the deja vu episode again