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This is so
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
“What could the audio possibly be?”
*unmutes*
“Oh,”
If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.
2014-2018 Mazda 3
thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog
amazing news for the bisexual community
"oscar isaac" "kristen stewart" "vampire" "thriller" "80s" ???? please
My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.
Official Sounds Penis, See You In Hell Post
We fucking did it, boys and ghouls! Penis prime time! I only wish my parents were alive to see this.
Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?
Big Things Are Coming
Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏
I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.
Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.
Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.
if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones
Carved ivory memento mori, Europe, 17th century
from The British Museum
a normal museum visit
From above the Blue Whale almost looks like a submarine...........
sees earth's biggest animal: huh. that is big
Not only is it Earth's biggest animal, it's (as far as we know) the biggest animal to ever exist!
Bigger than any dinosaur, bigger than any plesiosaur. How lucky we are to get to see it!
worst thing is when you're on setting 3 and it's still not enough, bro pass the car battery or i'm gonna lose it
hey what does this mean
I'm gonna jump start my pussy
[ID: Screencap of a payment service app. A gift for $25 with the text, “Please purchase a diary.” / end ID]
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15 billion miles away and NASA was able to tweak code packages on one of the onboard computers and it worked and Voyager 1 is sending signals back to earth for the first time since November.
Incredible!
Morgott and Oleg, but they're glass.
If you're wondering why they look so different from my usual depictions of them, it's because this art is inspired by this marvelous fic (read it, it's really good, the best Morgott ever and so on).
