All the texts - snailsnevergetit
Send ✆ for a morning text
[text] So because your nephew has decided 7 AM is quite late enough to sleep in, we’re heading out to the Central Park Zoo. Wanna join us?
Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent
[text] i’m going to be a shit mother, i can’t get him to stop crying and all i want is a goddamn drink [DELETED]
Send ☎ for a rushed text
[text] what the fuck is going on why are you guys on the news
Send ☏ for a loving text
[text] you little turkey, did you leave that fuzzy captain america blanket for Jack? he suddenly won’t go to bed without it
Send ⁇ for a drunk text
[text] tomy i need a pickup
[text] im a a bar
[text] don tell jono
Send ø for a late night text
[text] just wanted to tell you good night little bro. sweet dreams
Send ✘ for a hateful text
[text] WE DO NOT BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER WITH A THREE MONTH OLD IN A SNUGLI
[Morning] I would love you to grab coffee. I made my own but I’m dying for something that doesn’t come from a can.
[rushed] God you really are my brother aren’t you. You aren’t injured, are you?
[loving] I do, obviously. Duh. It’s perfect, he loves it.
[drunk] im at a bar in queens. why do u think its called queens? do queens live there?
[late night] (doesn’t respond because sleeping)
[hateful] What the hell was trying to eat you that you had my baby near?!
[morning] on my way Teej!
[rushed] nah. I bounced. I make a good (phone gets eaten by a monster)
[text] we were in the park! I was too busy to get a good look because I was more concerned with getting the kids out of there!